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Is HTS still a dude

  1. 2018-12-06 at 2:13 AM UTC
    #141
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit that could be the entire premise of a sci-fi storyline.

    Aliens that get high by eating us, and consequentially become addicted.

    Some of them then become conflicted about whether or not it's right to kill and eat these living things (us) just to get high.

    But wait! We eat brownies to get high so we are aliens too? Whoa! Mind blown!
  2. 2018-12-06 at 2:20 AM UTC
    #142
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb But wait! We eat brownies to get high so we are aliens too? Whoa! Mind blown!

    Well, except brownies aren't alive.

    But we do harvest a lot of plants (which are living things that we deem to be "beneath us" on the evolutionary ladder) for their high-inducing alkaloids.

    Just imagine a species of aliens so much more advanced than us that we are essentially plants to them.

    Now imagine that they can get high by consuming us.

    The rest writes itself.
  3. 2018-12-06 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #143
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And, like, giant aliens, so they can just drop a whole human in their mouth and down them with one swallow.
  4. 2018-12-06 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #144
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And, like, giant aliens, so they can just drop a whole human in their mouth and down them with one swallow.

    Exactly.

    We'd be incapacitated for one thing, being all high as shit and everything, and we'd fit right in their mouths.

    It's terrifying is what it is.

    We'd stand zero chance.

    So maybe genetically engineering ourselves to be droolingly euphoric all the time might be detrimental to our status as a species living in this universe.
  5. 2018-12-06 at 2:36 AM UTC
    #145
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We'd need to wear strictly cotton, to give the aliens cotton mouth.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2018-12-06 at 2:49 AM UTC
    #146
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Never mind, she's talking to me again

    I have this weird thing where, if I get fucked up enough to lose my memory around other people, and they don't respond to my messages the next day I automatically assume that I said or did some incredibly fucked up shit and they don't want to talk to me anymore
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2018-12-06 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #147
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Never mind, she's talking to me again

    I have this weird thing where, if I get fucked up enough to lose my memory around other people, and they don't respond to my messages the next day I automatically assume that I said or did some incredibly fucked up shit and they don't want to talk to me anymore

    Yeah that's pretty much my every day.

    Benzos + alcohol == constant glaring stares of judgment as well as constant confusion.
  8. 2018-12-06 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #148
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Never mind, she's talking to me again

    I have this weird thing where, if I get fucked up enough to lose my memory around other people, and they don't respond to my messages the next day I automatically assume that I said or did some incredibly fucked up shit and they don't want to talk to me anymore

    Lol do you remember texting me last night?
  9. 2018-12-06 at 2:55 AM UTC
    #149
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol do you remember texting me last night?

    dammit mQ don't scare me like that
  10. 2018-12-06 at 3:34 AM UTC
    #150
    Gayesian Priors Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's written right in the DNA, ffs.

    Male/Female != Man/Woman or Girl/Boy
  11. 2018-12-06 at 3:51 AM UTC
    #151
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    If you look _really_ closely, you can see the "allowed to wear a skirt" gene in there
  12. 2018-12-06 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #152
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lanny If you look _really_ closely, you can see the "allowed to wear a skirt" gene in there

    It's Slack where underscores italicize.

    I mix BB Code tags with Slack tags all the time myself.
  13. 2018-12-06 at 6:53 AM UTC
    #153
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The aliens will eat people and get high.

    extraterrestrial or south american ?
  14. 2018-12-06 at 6:54 AM UTC
    #154
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny If you look _really_ closely, you can see the "allowed to wear a skirt" gene in there

    so, you wear skirts.
  15. 2018-12-06 at 6:59 AM UTC
    #155
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so, you wear skirts.

    I took a page out of malice's book and transcended the tyranny of the double helix. I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I also have bus-related super powers
  16. 2018-12-06 at 7:01 AM UTC
    #156
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um yes it is idiot…respect doesn't mean compliance.

    I can respect a persons right to have religion for example without believing in religion itself. Respecting a persons pronouns doesn't mean you HAVE to accept them or use them…it's simply saying "I respect the fact you have a right to call yourself what you want but don't expect me to if I don't agree with its accuracy or validity"

    insert eyeroll emote here…respect is a two way street ;)

    NO! it's non optional and you are not accurate or valid you are just a bigot
  17. 2018-12-06 at 7:07 AM UTC
    #157
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny I took a page out of malice's book and transcended the tyranny of the double helix. I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I also have bus-related super powers

    post selfies of you in short skirt.
  18. 2018-12-06 at 7:10 AM UTC
    #158
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Actually this is some pretty cool shit.

    Genetic editing has sooooooooooooo many far-reaching implications it's just out of this world.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/27/china-orders-inquiry-into-worlds-first-gene-edited-babies

    white men keeping the chinks down.
  19. 2018-12-06 at 7:11 AM UTC
    #159
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny post selfies of you in short skirt.

    Post selfies of you not being a semi-literate dipshit.

    Oh wait, you can't
  20. 2018-12-06 at 7:14 AM UTC
    #160
    Ghost Black Hole
    All send nudes
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