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Is HTS still a dude

  1. #61
    the big hippo is the cutest. i want to ride his neck
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  2. #62
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Once DH was unmoderated it became the wild west, in other words, it was a blast. Craziest shit you have ever seen.

    That sounds like a legitimate origin story for the merging of the Totse/Zoklet universe with a site like DH.

    Anything either unmoderated, or at least loosely moderated / reasonably moderated, is a fertile breeding ground for Totsean types.
  3. #63
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yee, hippos take it. It's hard to look at them as the murder machines that they are, just too cute.
  4. #64
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny Yee, hippos take it. It's hard to look at them as the murder machines that they are, just too cute.

    What?
  5. #65
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lanny Yee, hippos take it. It's hard to look at them as the murder machines that they are, just too cute.

    They also fling their shit in every direction, possibly to mark their territory.

    Or maybe that's just how they "wipe".

    Either way, Toronto Zoo was, and probably always will be, my last zoo experience.
  6. #66
    Baby elephant for sure or go fuck yourself
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  7. #67
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um that baby elephant is much cuter.
  8. #68
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb What?

    I'm told hippos are territorial and aggressive and fuck shit up.
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  9. #69
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by gadzooks Hey, I'm the one here standing up for GGG's right to call HTS a dude.

    But, at the same time, I get why it can be upsetting to HTS, and Ghost, and maybe others.

    Don't worry, I'm a big girl. I can take it. A rose by any other name etc etc. Although I suppose this is really a double edged sentiment, as it - depending on your perspective - reaffirms the idea that I'm a man no matter what I call myself. 🤔🤔🤔
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  10. #70
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A hippo can run right along the bottom of a lake and then push themselves up from the lake bed and shoot up feet above the water, and they gallop like that all across the river or lake for miles. Their bite is also the strongest. Amazing creatures.

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  11. #71
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm told hippos are territorial and aggressive and fuck shit up.

    These are facts.

    As cute as hippos may be, they are known for wilin' the fuck out,
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm told hippos are territorial and aggressive and fuck shit up.

    and they also ban people for posting the exact thing they themselves posted.

    hippocretes. their all the same.
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  13. #73
    Originally posted by HTS Don't worry, I'm a big girl. I can take it. A rose by any other name etc etc. Although I suppose this is really a double edged sentiment, as it - depending on your perspective - reaffirms the idea that I'm a man no matter what I call myself. 🤔🤔🤔

    what else have you taken up your ass since the highlighter incident ?
  14. #74
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what else have you taken up your ass since the highlighter incident ?

    Why do you want him to answer that? You know it's gonna be dicks.
  15. #75
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Why do you want him to answer that? You know it's gonna be dicks.

    Plural?
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Actually that's an English thing I don't know about. If you said 'dick' or 'dicks' they'd both be presumably plural even though "I've taken dick" doesn't have to be plural.
  17. #77
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I've taken a lot of dick"
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Once DH was unmoderated it became the wild west, in other words, it was a blast. Craziest shit you have ever seen.

    You should've seen IntoSanc once the disgruntled moderators figured out how to ban the admin
  19. #79
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by JÏ…icebox You should've seen IntoSanc once the disgruntled moderators figured out how to ban the admin

    Juiby. Thought you was leaving. (don't want you to). What's up
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  20. #80
    Originally posted by mmQ Juiby. Thought you was leaving. (don't want you to). What's up

    Seems like an accidental post when he was posting on an alt(s) the rest of the night.
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