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  1. #21
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I did, in TRT. They aren't my nudes, but they are nudes. There is a perfectly fuckable ass on display for you to go jack off to, you don't need my personal nudes. Granted, I'm not hidious, but I'm not a beauty queen either, so you're better off with what's on display there anyhow. Have fun, enjoy.

    I remember, years ago HamptheToker kept asking for tit pics with a Hamp stamp on them… Well, I went and got my kow ex to squish his manboobs together and I wrote Hamp on them in magic marker and posted. I delivered. Maybe not what was expected, but damn it I delivered. Another time I was asked for tit pics, I ended up posting pics of my dog who'd just had a litter of pups and so she had 8 huge engorged tits- that was what they got.

    I've posted a couple times my tits in bras and such. I just don't feel like posting pics of myself for you all to gawk at. Since I've lost a lot of weight anyway, my tits aren't as voluptuous as they once were, especially when I was prego, and right after postpartum. Man, I had some hug milk tits after my son was born. That was wild. I could shoot milk across the room and hit a nigga square in the eye with that shit. That was actually pretty fun. I also had orgasms when I breast fed, or when my tits were being suckes on. That was cool as well.

    It's not a big deal you pansy. I posted my broken cock, which is far less socially acceptable than a woman posting her breats.

    You should go to a better dclctor. Prefwrazad blyy one xloser to me
  2. #22
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ...I'll show you a brat

    /is
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You're correct, I definitely am a misfit. I believe most of us posting here, especially those who've been here a while, are misfits. It's like the island of misfit drug addicts around here, If you ask me. I too don't have social media (actually, just set up a new fb account so I could message an old friend, and keep in touch with a different nut I met at the other hospital-go figure). I hate all that shit, and when I did have one I only used it (had my ex use it) to advertise and keep in contact with our customers we sold raw milk and dairy products to. I really can't handle that shit.

    Yeah, I've met and had to put up with my fair share of eccentric folks before, but as I've gotten older, I've learned it's best to keep some distance and not get too involved, if it can be helped.

    As for your ex girlfriend, I mean, if that's how she was, and she was nice and all, I don't think it's fair to say she was doing "basic bitch stuff", shit I've never heard someone say "an egg on top makes everything better", although an egg on top a steak sure does sound good. Just seems like she was trying to do her best to make you happy rather than be some "basic bitch". Basic bitches are those who squabble over the Kardashians, dress like retards, flip shit if they break a nail, and just act like all around shallow cunts. Your description just doesn't seem to convey that.



    Originally posted by hydromorphone As for your ex girlfriend, I mean, if that's how she was, and she was nice and all, I don't think it's fair to say she was doing "basic bitch stuff", shit I've never heard someone say "an egg on top makes everything better", although an egg on top a steak sure does sound good. Just seems like she was trying to do her best to make you happy rather than be some "basic bitch". Basic bitches are those who squabble over the Kardashians, dress like retards, flip shit if they break a nail, and just act like all around shallow cunts. Your description just doesn't seem to convey that.

    shyeaah you're right poor choice of words. She was just more normal and grounded than me and any other girl I've dated. While I'm way outside of the mainstream compared to her as in my personality, life style, interest, past experiences. Wasn't a bad thing though, we had a handful of arguments but they never got to dramatic proportions and she was always reasonable with me and was really pretty.

    If I ever come across a doll like that again I'll try harder to not fuck it up lol
  4. #24
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You shouda died when you was a baby
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG You shouda died when you was a baby



    Originally posted by GGG You shouda died when you was a baby

  6. #26
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by GGG You shouda died when you was a baby

    ...BORDER SHAET'E PASTERS!
  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's all right everyone, I know lefty noose nigger speech.
  8. #28
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mash that's racist.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Op, you write the gayest stories this side of the Mississippi.
  10. #30
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Op, you write the gayest stories this side of the Mississippi.

    Well you read them so what does that say about you?



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  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Well you read them so what does that say about you?



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    How much of it did I read mr. Know it all?
  12. #32
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung How much of it did I read mr. Know it all?

    Well obviously enough to know they were the gayest. Which means you must also read a hell of a lot of gay literature for you to be able to form the opinion that the OPs are the gayest. That's gotta be a hell of a lot of gay literature to be honest.

    So you gay brah



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  13. #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    I'm just a connoisseur of fine gay literature, actually.
  14. #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol dummy 😋
  15. #35
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb My son attracts niggas, he is white. Explain.

    He's probably a wigger in that case.
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Please kiss me, April.
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    me me me posts...
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