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I'm a weirdo magnet- seems like the strangest people always want to be my friends
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2018-12-02 at 11:43 PM UTCWell, I was told at 3pm. Friday that they wanted to release me. When the doctor returned she pretty much said "you gotta go-now". Okay, I only live 2 1/2 hours away from this hospital, which they knew from go... Alright, it's just gonna take a while for my ride to get here.
First thing I do is try to bum a smoke from someone, anyone... First dude comes up to me, and he's like "I'm so sorry, wish I had one for you... Give me a few, I'll find a store, what do you smoke?" he walks off and comes back 30mins later with a full pack and a brand new Bic lighter. Oh my God, his name was Jack, and he was my nicotine angel, like for real.
Well, while Jack was gone, I asked another dude if he had a smoke. He literally had half a cigarette and insisted on splitting it with me. I told him to sit down next to me, he was shivering cold, so I gave him a blanket I had. He told me after he smoked the cig and blunt he had, he was going to go blow his brians out. Funny that, hmm, I almost asked if I could tag along, but I asked why he wanted to kill himself.
Apparently, his wife and 3 kids had been killed not too long ago by a drunk driver, who had also been killed by the impact. He showed me pics on his phone of his wife, whom he was married to for 15 years, and his kids. He even showed me pics of their funeral, which was really sad. He said when he'd been locked up, she visited every month, brought the kids, and stayed loyal to him for the years he was behind bars (some kind of tax fraud was what he was locked up for according to him.) While in prison he'd gotten a degree (I forget what he told me on that.) and hadn't been out too long when they were killed.
My heart really went out to this guy. So, while waiting for my ride, I said well, let's go sit inside the lobby since it's cold. After all, I just got released not long ago. Nope, security had a shit fit and chased us out. He said fuck it I'll get seen in the ER so we can stay warm until your mom gets here. Oh no, security went on bitching refusing to let him be seen in the ER for 20mins - he finally pulled out his phone can called his dad, who apparently is a big time lawyer. His dad said his name and pretty much said "go ahead and deny my son being seen in the ER, I am going to have a field day with your ass and your employers ass in court."funnily enough, this is a catholic hospital too. Apparently Jesus doesn't want people literally discharged within the hour to be able to stay out of the cold until their ride gets there... Or to let a homeless person to be seen in their publicly funded ER. FINALLY, they let him go in and be seen, after they asked "why didn't you get seen with Her at the same time?" fucktards, I've been here 2 fucking weeks.
He saw a friend of his there who'd been waiting over 2 hours, poor guy had a hell of fever. I had some Tylenol on me and gave him a couple. I figured it might help him, and I can get more, I don't know if this guy has any money or anyway to get more if he needs it... Security comes up to me and flips their shit "you giving pills away?!".. "huh? Dude, I just gave him Tylenol. Shit you literally can buy on every corner store, every rite aid pharmacy without a prescription." so they kick me out, so dude I was with comes with me. We sit on the corner literally huddled together for warmth waiting. Then two security vehicles, one with a dog, comes up to us and says literally" get the fuck up, we don't want scum like you next to our building". This has my new found friend flipping shit telling them to apologize to me or he's gonna "send them home to their families in a box"... I like "calm the fuck down, pick you battles and luckily my ride finally shows up, so we get in and my ride takes him to another hospital where he checks in for Psych so he can at least be warm and have food for a few days to a week.
He told me" give it 30 days and my daddy will give me some money.. I think it was fate I met you, you calm me down like my wife used to, I can hear it in your voice. I wanna make things better for us both. You literally intervened in me killing myself tonight. Just give me a month, and I'll have shit right for us- I don't care if you shoot dope. I know you're in pain. My momma, before she died did the same thing. Me, I just smoke weed, that's it. I've hussle drugs before, but weed is all I partake of. Trust me, I'll make shit better, just keep in contact with me, and come see me if you can. "
Dude is Perto Rican, 46 years old, he was telling me what it was like when he was growing up down there. He came to the the continental united states when he was a teen because his parents split up. He was telling me stories about when he was hussling on the streets, hardships he'd had, being locked up, how he met, and married his wife and all. Guy was a genuinely nice person, a good soul, albeit, he does have a little bit of a screw loose, but I do believe him about his father- he didn't mention anything about that until he made a phone call and had it on speaker phone to pretty much tell off the cops. I do believe his father is the bug time lawyer he says. He'd mentioned cases his father had won, and I looked them up, and yeah, he was right. It'd be kinda odd to just have someone who'd ansse the phone saying "hey, dad, I've got an issue with these security pigs who won't let me be seen at the ER here" and them say their name, and tell them he'd be thrilled to have their ass in a court room, all randomly like that. He said he doesn't have much to do with his father, except when he's been in trouble with the law, but his dad sends him money periodically.
Meh, either way, pretty interesting encounter with a nut who's become my friend. Maybe things do happen for a reason. He's a good guy I believe anyway. We've been calling back and forth from where he's at in the psychward. He's got at least some interesting stories to tell anyway,and it was nice to have someone stand up for me when assholes wanted to assert their assholishness.
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2018-12-02 at 11:52 PM UTCI don't. But some people love their drama. My ex used to watch soap operas while I was at work, which is fine. But it got out of control when I came home and she was all depressed saying how boring her life was and shit. She was literally comparing her life to the drama on a got damn tv show. Yea she went nutz and I haven't seen her since.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-03 at 12:05 AM UTCYea I meet weird people often too. You know the concept of "gaydar" where gay dudes can supposedly tell whether or not someone is gay? Well tweakers have methdars. When I went downtown while high on meth other tweakers could see it and they would come up to me and say weird shit, make loud tweaker calls, one dude even just asked if I wanted to hang out. Once I realized that there was like this secret underworld of tweakers that interact mostly with each other and not with normal people, I joined the ranks and whenever I would see someone spun I would do either say something real quick to them or do some crazy laugh or just be like YEAAAAAAAAA or something dumb. It was fun. Damn I miss doing meth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-03 at 12:07 AM UTCI don't enjoy drama, not even a little. I'm a pretty reclusive person and I tend to try and keep friendships with nuts I meet at arms length, except when I had a homeless guy I met at work come live with me as my roommate for quite a while...it wasn't bad, he was a good dude, and helped me a lot so... Could have ended up worse, I guess. I just like living alone, unless I'm in a relationship, then I'll tolerate living with my partner.
Meh, soap operas are stupid as fuck. Hell, most sitcoms are stupid as fuck too. I can't imagine comparing my life to that stupid drivel. Sounds like you actually dated a nut for a bit there. She probably didn't just nuts, she was nuts all the time, she just let her nuttiness hang out for all the world to see after a while, it seems. -
2018-12-03 at 12:24 AM UTCEverytime I work lol but I work around liquor so that tends to make people more nutty than they might usually be. I'm soft spoken so I think that makes ppl (especially men) feel like they can be more aggressive towards me.
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2018-12-03 at 12:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-03 at 12:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, I was told at 3pm. Friday that they wanted to release me. When the doctor returned she pretty much said "you gotta go-now". Okay, I only live 2 1/2 hours away from this hospital, which they knew from go… Alright, it's just gonna take a while for my ride to get here.
First thing I do is try to bum a smoke from someone, anyone… First dude comes up to me, and he's like "I'm so sorry, wish I had one for you… Give me a few, I'll find a store, what do you smoke?" he walks off and comes back 30mins later with a full pack and a brand new Bic lighter. Oh my God, his name was Jack, and he was my nicotine angel, like for real.
Well, while Jack was gone, I asked another dude if he had a smoke. He literally had half a cigarette and insisted on splitting it with me. I told him to sit down next to me, he was shivering cold, so I gave him a blanket I had. He told me after he smoked the cig and blunt he had, he was going to go blow his brians out. Funny that, hmm, I almost asked if I could tag along, but I asked why he wanted to kill himself.
Apparently, his wife and 3 kids had been killed not too long ago by a drunk driver, who had also been killed by the impact. He showed me pics on his phone of his wife, whom he was married to for 15 years, and his kids. He even showed me pics of their funeral, which was really sad. He said when he'd been locked up, she visited every month, brought the kids, and stayed loyal to him for the years he was behind bars (some kind of tax fraud was what he was locked up for according to him.) While in prison he'd gotten a degree (I forget what he told me on that.) and hadn't been out too long when they were killed.
My heart really went out to this guy. So, while waiting for my ride, I said well, let's go sit inside the lobby since it's cold. After all, I just got released not long ago. Nope, security had a shit fit and chased us out. He said fuck it I'll get seen in the ER so we can stay warm until your mom gets here. Oh no, security went on bitching refusing to let him be seen in the ER for 20mins - he finally pulled out his phone can called his dad, who apparently is a big time lawyer. His dad said his name and pretty much said "go ahead and deny my son being seen in the ER, I am going to have a field day with your ass and your employers ass in court."funnily enough, this is a catholic hospital too. Apparently Jesus doesn't want people literally discharged within the hour to be able to stay out of the cold until their ride gets there… Or to let a homeless person to be seen in their publicly funded ER. FINALLY, they let him go in and be seen, after they asked "why didn't you get seen with Her at the same time?" fucktards, I've been here 2 fucking weeks.
He saw a friend of his there who'd been waiting over 2 hours, poor guy had a hell of fever. I had some Tylenol on me and gave him a couple. I figured it might help him, and I can get more, I don't know if this guy has any money or anyway to get more if he needs it… Security comes up to me and flips their shit "you giving pills away?!".. "huh? Dude, I just gave him Tylenol. Shit you literally can buy on every corner store, every rite aid pharmacy without a prescription." so they kick me out, so dude I was with comes with me. We sit on the corner literally huddled together for warmth waiting. Then two security vehicles, one with a dog, comes up to us and says literally" get the fuck up, we don't want scum like you next to our building". This has my new found friend flipping shit telling them to apologize to me or he's gonna "send them home to their families in a box"… I like "calm the fuck down, pick you battles and luckily my ride finally shows up, so we get in and my ride takes him to another hospital where he checks in for Psych so he can at least be warm and have food for a few days to a week.
He told me" give it 30 days and my daddy will give me some money.. I think it was fate I met you, you calm me down like my wife used to, I can hear it in your voice. I wanna make things better for us both. You literally intervened in me killing myself tonight. Just give me a month, and I'll have shit right for us- I don't care if you shoot dope. I know you're in pain. My momma, before she died did the same thing. Me, I just smoke weed, that's it. I've hussle drugs before, but weed is all I partake of. Trust me, I'll make shit better, just keep in contact with me, and come see me if you can. "
Dude is Perto Rican, 46 years old, he was telling me what it was like when he was growing up down there. He came to the the continental united states when he was a teen because his parents split up. He was telling me stories about when he was hussling on the streets, hardships he'd had, being locked up, how he met, and married his wife and all. Guy was a genuinely nice person, a good soul, albeit, he does have a little bit of a screw loose, but I do believe him about his father- he didn't mention anything about that until he made a phone call and had it on speaker phone to pretty much tell off the cops. I do believe his father is the bug time lawyer he says. He'd mentioned cases his father had won, and I looked them up, and yeah, he was right. It'd be kinda odd to just have someone who'd ansse the phone saying "hey, dad, I've got an issue with these security pigs who won't let me be seen at the ER here" and them say their name, and tell them he'd be thrilled to have their ass in a court room, all randomly like that. He said he doesn't have much to do with his father, except when he's been in trouble with the law, but his dad sends him money periodically.
Meh, either way, pretty interesting encounter with a nut who's become my friend. Maybe things do happen for a reason. He's a good guy I believe anyway. We've been calling back and forth from where he's at in the psychward. He's got at least some interesting stories to tell anyway,and it was nice to have someone stand up for me when assholes wanted to assert their assholishness.
Anyone else have nuts attracted to them? Got any good nut encounter stories?
Same with me lil sismo. But thats because I'm an eccentric gont myself and from you're post I know you're a misfit of sorts as well. I also associate with very normal people though like my neighbors and people at work. Some people think its crazy that I don't have a myspace or instagram.
I knew this one family 2 brothers and a sister for about a 5 years or so. And one of the brothers became one of my neighbors, he was a rich kid but completely anti-social and women didn't like him because he was so bizarre and on top of that he was like almost 7 feet tall and gangly so he just looked odd. We would hang out and stuff but he really bad mental problems, he acted chill when i first started hanging out with him for a month or so, but he started doing weird things and saying off the wall stuff and calling me often to hang. Eventually he was made to move out because he flipped out and smashed his apartment up.
And I've always attracted very obscure chickens, though my last gf who I cared about deeply was actually the most normal one I've ever had. Like she had the tats and funky colored hair, but she would listen to disney music, drink starbucks, send me pictures of her dog every day and say things like "everything taste better w an egg on top" while serving me steak with an egg on top. Just very basic bitch stuff. -
2018-12-03 at 1 AM UTCim not reading this shit
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2018-12-03 at 1:53 AM UTCYou know that scene from The Scanner Darkly, right at the beginning, where Frick is driving and imagines being pulled over by the police force and getting his head shot off?
Your story reminds me of that scene; as in, you should have never needed to be confronted with such senseless personnel. The people that told you to leave must forget their job title if they think they can squander that kind of state of mind for any person (and I'm not trying to be prejudice towards the hospital environment) that is associated with a hospital environment.
I'm sorry to hear that things haven't been going so well, but it's the Christmas Season, maybe you'll get a swing of change. -
2018-12-03 at 2:02 AM UTCTL;DR like attracts like nigga
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2018-12-03 at 2:05 AM UTCMy son attracts niggas, he is white. Explain.
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2018-12-03 at 2:11 AM UTCI don't get it.
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2018-12-03 at 2:11 AM UTC$ESCHTZLUE
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2018-12-03 at 2:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Same with me lil sismo. But thats because I'm an eccentric gont myself and from you're post I know you're a misfit of sorts as well. I also associate with very normal people though like my neighbors and people at work. Some people think its crazy that I don't have a myspace or instagram.
I knew this one family 2 brothers and a sister for about a 5 years or so. And one of the brothers became one of my neighbors, he was a rich kid but completely anti-social and women didn't like him because he was so bizarre and on top of that he was like almost 7 feet tall and gangly so he just looked odd. We would hang out and stuff but he really bad mental problems, he acted chill when i first started hanging out with him for a month or so, but he started doing weird things and saying off the wall stuff and calling me often to hang. Eventually he was made to move out because he flipped out and smashed his apartment up.
And I've always attracted very obscure chickens, though my last gf who I cared about deeply was actually the most normal one I've ever had. Like she had the tats and funky colored hair, but she would listen to disney music, drink starbucks, send me pictures of her dog every day and say things like "everything taste better w an egg on top" while serving me steak with an egg on top. Just very basic bitch stuff.
You're correct, I definitely am a misfit. I believe most of us posting here, especially those who've been here a while, are misfits. It's like the island of misfit drug addicts around here, If you ask me. I too don't have social media (actually, just set up a new fb account so I could message an old friend, and keep in touch with a different nut I met at the other hospital-go figure). I hate all that shit, and when I did have one I only used it (had my ex use it) to advertise and keep in contact with our customers we sold raw milk and dairy products to. I really can't handle that shit.
Yeah, I've met and had to put up with my fair share of eccentric folks before, but as I've gotten older, I've learned it's best to keep some distance and not get too involved, if it can be helped.
As for your ex girlfriend, I mean, if that's how she was, and she was nice and all, I don't think it's fair to say she was doing "basic bitch stuff", shit I've never heard someone say "an egg on top makes everything better", although an egg on top a steak sure does sound good. Just seems like she was trying to do her best to make you happy rather than be some "basic bitch". Basic bitches are those who squabble over the Kardashians, dress like retards, flip shit if they break a nail, and just act like all around shallow cunts. Your description just doesn't seem to convey that. -
2018-12-03 at 2:21 AM UTCsend nudes
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2018-12-03 at 3:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost send nudes
I did, in TRT. They aren't my nudes, but they are nudes. There is a perfectly fuckable ass on display for you to go jack off to, you don't need my personal nudes. Granted, I'm not hidious, but I'm not a beauty queen either, so you're better off with what's on display there anyhow. Have fun, enjoy.
I remember, years ago HamptheToker kept asking for tit pics with a Hamp stamp on them... Well, I went and got my kow ex to squish his manboobs together and I wrote Hamp on them in magic marker and posted. I delivered. Maybe not what was expected, but damn it I delivered. Another time I was asked for tit pics, I ended up posting pics of my dog who'd just had a litter of pups and so she had 8 huge engorged tits- that was what they got.
I've posted a couple times my tits in bras and such. I just don't feel like posting pics of myself for you all to gawk at. Since I've lost a lot of weight anyway, my tits aren't as voluptuous as they once were, especially when I was prego, and right after postpartum. Man, I had some hug milk tits after my son was born. That was wild. I could shoot milk across the room and hit a nigga square in the eye with that shit. That was actually pretty fun. I also had orgasms when I breast fed, or when my tits were being suckes on. That was cool as well. -
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Originally posted by hydromorphone I did, in TRT. They aren't my nudes, but they are nudes. There is a perfectly fuckable ass on display for you to go jack off to, you don't need my personal nudes. Granted, I'm not hidious, but I'm not a beauty queen either, so you're better off with what's on display there anyhow. Have fun, enjoy.
I remember, years ago HamptheToker kept asking for tit pics with a Hamp stamp on them… Well, I went and got my kow ex to squish his manboobs together and I wrote Hamp on them in magic marker and posted. I delivered. Maybe not what was expected, but damn it I delivered. Another time I was asked for tit pics, I ended up posting pics of my dog who'd just had a litter of pups and so she had 8 huge engorged tits- that was what they got.
I've posted a couple times my tits in bras and such. I just don't feel like posting pics of myself for you all to gawk at. Since I've lost a lot of weight anyway, my tits aren't as voluptuous as they once were, especially when I was prego, and right after postpartum. Man, I had some hug milk tits after my son was born. That was wild. I could shoot milk across the room and hit a nigga square in the eye with that shit. That was actually pretty fun. I also had orgasms when I breast fed, or when my tits were being suckes on. That was cool as well.
no post your nudes
