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Fuck the next french fries you eat.

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    And the ketchup too.
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  2. #2
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    prefer to eat it with some home made mayo
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Just make sure you manage to smear mustard all over your white tee.
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  4. #4
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Grimace Just make sure you manage to smear mustard all over your white tee.

    you can get mustard stains out very easily by liberally applying wine
  5. #5
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you can get mustard stains out very easily by liberally applying wine

    You can cover up life stains usually with liberal wine applications to the mouth.
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  6. #6
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Blackcurrant juice ftw



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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
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  8. #8
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    Is that how you hoped the friends of your teenage son would look at you, mikey? As you passed out Zimas to the group?
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  9. #9
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Grimace You can cover up life stains usually with liberal wine applications to the mouth.
    i didn't mean to thank you
  10. #10
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Grimace Is that how you hoped the friends of your teenage son would look at you, mikey? As you passed out Zimas to the group?



    Shut it Johnboy.. You know startin shit with me never pays..
  11. #11
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Is there any point to this fred?



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  12. #12
    Grimace IS NOT PALLY FROM DH FOR THE 18TH TIME
  13. #13
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Grimace IS NOT PALLY FROM DH FOR THE 18TH TIME

    pally from DH?

    is he panthrax from totse?
  14. #14
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box is he panthrax from totse?

    Yep



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  15. #15
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Narc Yep



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    who the fuck are you and why do you always have a period?
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box pally from DH?

    is he panthrax from totse?

    Pally is the retard grilling corn in the picture

    And yes
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grimace Is that how you hoped the friends of your teenage son would look at you, mikey? As you passed out Zimas to the group?

    *wine coolers
  18. #18
    One time I got arrested for underage drinking. I had been pounding Zimas with jolly ranchers dropped in the bottom.

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  19. #19
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by ohfralala One time I got arrested for underage drinking. I had been pounding Zimas with jolly ranchers dropped in the bottom.


    that's pretty gay, you should have been executed for your transgressions against society
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Well Zimas ARE gay, duhhhhhh!
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