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A Story I only told my wife.

  1. #1
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    I told my wife 8 years after we were married that when I was around 19 years of age or so. I dated this girl for a while and one night she showed up at my house with a guy. I was pretty smashed drunk with my friend Tony and my now late brother G

    She comes over in the pourin rain and we had just broken up. She hugged me and was crying and I was like "What's wrong babe.. grab a beer, cheer up" and she was like "I have to tell you something. I'm running away from home" and I said "you can stay here" and she said "no .. I am leaving but there is something I need to tell you". Understand I was hammered and immature. I still am Immature. Then this dude walks up to our front door and He goes "Hon, we should get going" and she looked at me and said "would you want to be with me forever" and I am really confused as fuck. We just broke up and this dude is like giving her a sweet salutation and I said "I don't know what to say" mind you, none of this is verbatum. but It's close. I said, Hey man, You want a beer. Stay a while. It's raining like hell out there. She's wet and shivering a bit. I liked her but we got into a nasty little spat and she told me she didn't want to see just one guy or wasn't ready to be exclusive and neither was I at the time. (I was still getting over a girl I liked for several years I dated)

    She suddenly turned to the guy and said "lets just go" and I'm like "Hey, stay guys. they split but she was telling me "I have something really important to say to you"

    about 3-4 years later she is in the store I worked at (Walgreens) and was with a friend. I said "Heyy how's it going" and her girlfriend said "Hey don't talk to her, just ring up this stuff" and I looked at her like Waaaaa? like this (0)_(0) <--- and there was a little boy with there I didn't notice and his mouth was licking the counter and going "mom I want that" pointing at some candy.. and instead of the bitch telling me not to speak to "Her" (The lady I was talking about) but 'Her" says to the boy, Not now hon.Mom will give it to you later and the other lady says "why don you take your son to the car" emphasizing on son.

    I thought.. shit, she got pregnant from that guy fairly fast by looking at how old the boy was at that time. that kid would prolly be about 31-33 by now.

    I held this thought until my friend Tony came into the store and said "dude, she told me something" and i said what.


    yeah! didn't click. longest time.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    What year were you borm?
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by GGG What year were you borm?

    Im in my mid 50s
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Social security number?
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I don't get it..was that ur son?
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I don't get it..was that ur son?

    Are you fucking retarded?

    I thought.. shit, she got pregnant from that guy fairly fast by looking at how old the boy was at that time. that kid would prolly be about 31-33 by now.

    the kid was a wild
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by totse3.com Im in my mid 50s


    Grandpa!
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by GGG Are you fucking retarded?



    the kid was a wild

    wild child?

    I want DNA testing done.. stat
  9. #9
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Don't do it! The police might find the evidence they have been looking for.
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Don't do it! The police might find the evidence they have been looking for.

    I already have one. I was house arrest and they took my DNA

    didn't they :/


    "don't poop where you eat" I still don't get that saying but OK.
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