The first time I got high I pissed on my elementary school

1. 2018-11-15 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   It was summer and we walked there for free ice cream, but there was no free ice cream. We were high and read the sign wrong. So instead of eating ice cream we walked behind the school and pissed on a set of glass double doors. I don't know why, but it was a good day.
2. 2018-11-15 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You monster.
3. 2018-11-15 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   that was also the last time you ever got high
4. 2018-11-15 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   yeah I only ever did jenk the once
5. 2018-11-15 at 9:07 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I USED TO COOK IT
   
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-11-15 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I peed on myself in elementary school once.
7. 2018-11-15 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Adam puked on my skirt in preschool.
8. 2018-11-15 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I peed on myself in elementary school once.

   
   This isn't your diary, milk sack bitch
9. 2018-11-15 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That’s right it’s your diary and I’ll pee on it and you.
10. 2018-11-16 at 10:14 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by ohfralala That’s right it’s your diary and I’ll pee on it and you.

    
    Why are you tempting me
11. 2018-11-16 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It was meant to be a threat.
12. 2018-11-30 at 10:50 AM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by ohfralala It was meant to be a threat.

    
    women can't be threatening, only annoying