I could kill a homeless person

1. 2016-02-27 at 8:09 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   If it got me admitted into med school. I've planned the rest of my degree, I know if it all goes exactly according to plan I have no problem. But if I screw up, I don't know if I'll get in at all. Maybe I'll have to wait another year. Maybe I'll have to get a master's degree first and take out even more loans. If I could get into my top choice school, land a good residency and atone by saving countless lives and furthering the reach of scientific understanding in a field of my choice, I'd gladly trade the life of one underprivileged stranger.
2. 2016-02-27 at 8:12 AM UTC

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   Kek Houston
   Dont do it fam.
3. 2016-02-27 at 10:07 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The thought of an asshole like you being a Dr. makes hospitals scary.
4. 2016-02-27 at 10:14 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Who are you people?
5. 2016-02-27 at 10:29 AM UTC

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   Kek Houston
   We are your spirit guides.
6. 2016-02-27 at 12:40 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not to be a buzzkill but I don't see the correlation. Is this some kind of passing ritual for doctors? Murking a bum? Do you have to bring its skin back to the tribe to recieve your stethoscope and scalpel?
7. 2016-02-27 at 1:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   looks like were in a similar boat. only 2-4 weeks and i should know though
8. 2016-02-27 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   Not to be a buzzkill but I don't see the correlation. Is this some kind of passing ritual for doctors? Murking a bum? Do you have to bring its skin back to the tribe to recieve your stethoscope and scalpel?

   
   Basically this. How does killing a homeless person get you into med school?
9. 2016-02-27 at 7:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Basically this. How does killing a homeless person get you into med school?

   
   You need something to practice your surgery on
10. 2016-02-28 at 2:05 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Whatever you do, kill the homeless person anyway.
11. 2016-02-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd like to see you try. I do have my coat over my head to cover my phone from the rain and I hear footsteps but I fear nothing. I know I can take a knife or syringe of poison and then I have a legal excuse to murder someone for fucking with me