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Hey anyone wanna catch some brunch?

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    People talk like that. It's unreal isn't it? Yeah, I know.

    I'm having a contest. The winner gets an all expenses paid trip to have brunch with me and two other users of your choosing.

    The way to win is to pick the two users who you think I'd most like to have brunch with. If you happen to BE one of those two users, and yiu correctly guess that, I'll throw in a free oral sex from me after brunch.

    You'll be able to order anything on the menu as well. Yes, even basted eggs.
  2. #2
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Spectroll, and Lanny. That's who I think you'd wanna have brunch with.

    Instead of oral sex, can uh... We just do drugs instead? Hell, I'm okay if we skip brunch for drugs too.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In order to get the oral sex you have to both be and guess yourself as one of the users, Hydro. Come on now.

    Spec and lanyard. Incorrect.
  4. #4
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Heh. That's easy peasy. Lala and that blond chick i cant think of her name.

    For brunch, i want eggs benedict and mimosas!
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Hello???
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Incorrect.
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    On both? Filthy lies.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Lucy and scronaldo pls send $20
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your answer was incorrect tee hee.

    You snooze I eat half your fucking pancakes fucker.
  10. #10
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ Your answer was incorrect tee hee.

    Yesyes i got it but im aurprised BOTH of my guesses arw qrong.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yesyes i got it but im aurprised BOTH of my guesses arw qrong.

    I didn't say that one way or the other.

    Everyone is disqualified now end thread
  12. #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😂😂
  13. #13
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Wanna catch the hands, boy?

    It's obviously me and Grimace.
  14. #14
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    As my prize I want you to suck Panny until he cums on my pancakes for the pun.
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