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I know alot of you have |sexual problems|

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    So I have created an avatar for many of you struggling with ↑very special problems;

    Ranging from Technological Identification Loss(dissociative fear), to the good ol fashioned P. Mayonnaise problem. Some of you may have difficulties with your penis, that's okay..charlotte knows what color her make up is.

    If you feel like having a chat with me, feel free. I won't always be here for you.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I don't think I've had a boner in like a week.

    For some reason, though, I'm not particularly bothered by it.

    Maybe too preoccupied with other concerns.
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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I don't think I've had a boner in like a week.

    For some reason, though, I'm not particularly bothered by it.

    Maybe too preoccupied with other concerns.

    Drug induced infertility? You can still fuck with a limp dick just not super rewarding. I remember the days of cocaine and alcohol sex. Everything’s going good then bam your just slamin your wet noodle against her thighs.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why, what other concerns?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ughhu Drug induced infertility? You can still fuck with a limp dick just not super rewarding. I remember the days of cocaine and alcohol sex. Everything’s going good then bam your just slamin your wet noodle against her thighs.

    Yeah that's probably pretty much it.

    And what is good is a soggy noodle?
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'll rape you
  7. #7
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ughhu Drug induced infertility? You can still fuck with a limp dick just not super rewarding. I remember the days of cocaine and alcohol sex. Everything’s going good then bam your just slamin your wet noodle against her thighs.

    With coke, you want to make love with a pito grande, metamfetamina, you want to make love with pito chiquito.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH With coke, you want to make love with a pito grande, metamfetamina, you want to make love with pito chiquito.

  9. #9
    HTS highlight reel
    no i don't lol
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Ughhu Drug induced infertility? You can still fuck with a limp dick just not super rewarding. I remember the days of cocaine and alcohol sex. Everything’s going good then bam your just slamin your wet noodle against her thighs.

    It's like tryin to stuff a marshmallow into a piggy bank...

    😊
  11. #11
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Mash, do you care to tell them about the potato incident on Manchester St. or shall I?
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Manchester Street Potato Incident is Incredulous.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash Manchester Street Potato Incident is an interesting band name.

    ftfy
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    my penis is small.

    and ditto are my balls.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and ditto are my balls.

    So your balls look like this:

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    Originally posted by gadzooks So your balls look like this:


    ???

    how so ???
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ???

    how so ???

    Here's a hint. It's a pokemon.

    This particular pokemon has a particular name.
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    o, i c.
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