how to man up and quit drugs?

1. 2015-08-20 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I don't even do any drugs anymore but shitty fucking drugs. I take focalin for about 5 days out of the month because I end up taking 30 in a few days, oxys but I can't get those anymore. I know 2 drug dealers but they aint getting back to me and honestly I don't care enough because I smoked too much k2 that weed won't do anything. I have Crouton I got today but honestly I still hate my fucking life. How to MAN UP and quit drugs without NA/AA?
2. 2015-08-20 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   You don't quit drugs, drugs quit you when you die of an overdose.
3. 2015-08-20 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   fuckloads of antipsychotics to sleep off the first week
   
   then one energy drink and two cigarettes per day, and one can of nitrous at night right before you go to bed to give you something to look forward to during the day
4. 2015-08-20 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   just get an education and a good job so that you can afford decent drugs....that's the secret to life
5. 2015-08-20 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Drink shit loads of vodka at night only.Never drink during the day and get up early go to work and bust your ass all day.Then at night drink shitloads of vodka.
   Don't stop for 10 years or so then sober up for like two weeks and start over again.
6. 2015-08-20 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   being an alcoholic must be worse than being a crack fiend
7. 2015-08-20 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Replace bad habits with new bad habits but that aren't as self-destructive, like playing games and watching TV shows and stuff.
8. 2015-08-20 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   And by sobering up for two weeks Its still ok to get smashed on Friday night.
9. 2015-08-20 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   just get an education and a good job so that you can afford decent drugs….that's the secret to life

   
   
   I agree with this but it's probably a chicken and egg problem, like the requirements for getting an education/well paying job are probably the same as maintaining a semi-sustainable drug habit so like "get a job and do better drugs" wouldn't really be very helpful advice to anyone who wasn't already there.
10. 2015-08-20 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Drinking is only good if you work at it.
11. 2015-08-20 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    
    
    thread was obviously a complete success. good job guys.
12. 2015-08-20 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
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    you snooze, you lose
    you nappah, you get slappah
13. 2015-08-20 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I holistically agree with AngryOnion.
14. 2015-08-20 at 11:37 AM UTC

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    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Have a near death experience it worked for me.
15. 2015-08-20 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #15
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Have a near death experience it worked for me.

    
    
    Did you ever tell us the story?
16. 2015-08-21 at 3 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Did you ever tell us the story?

    
    I'd imagine it goes like this:
    
    "One day, I decided to do a lot of drugs; more than I had ever done. I ended up in the hospital because my body couldn't handle the amount of drugs I chose to intake that particular day. I woke up and thought to myself 'what have I become? I need to stop fussing around with the drug life.' I quit using drugs that day, because I don't want to die yet."
17. 2015-08-21 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    I already had a near death experience with caution Diablo but I came home to smoke more but I never did just gave the rest to my mom but the catheter dick pain hurt so much I decided to never do drugs again But I did and ended up in rehab Ran from rehab Did more drugs I'm a fucking failure
18. 2019-06-04 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #18
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Dissociator I don't even do any drugs anymore but shitty fucking drugs. I take focalin for about 5 days out of the month because I end up taking 30 in a few days, oxys but I can't get those anymore. I know 2 drug dealers but they aint getting back to me and honestly I don't care enough because I smoked too much k2 that weed won't do anything. I have Crouton I got today but honestly I still hate my fucking life. How to MAN UP and quit drugs without NA/AA?

    
    If you can't quit then you don't really want to quit