Improved Home Living Tips For Inept Millenials...

1. 2018-11-28 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Vacuum cleaners are also great masturbatory devices with automatic cleanup, old sock not needed.
   
   
2. 2018-11-28 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If your first post doesn't work just make a new one instead of editing lest you be known as an online faggot post editor.
3. 2018-11-28 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vacuum cleaners are also great masturbatory devices with automatic cleanup, old sock not needed.
   
   

   
   Fuck that lame shit just slap your bitch on the ass harder and tell her to suck that damn dick again.
4. 2018-11-28 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #24
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Fuck that lame shit just slap your bitch on the ass harder and tell her to scrub that damn box again.

   
   Your dog doesn't count as your bitch, Ghost.
5. 2018-11-28 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung Your dog doesn't count as your bitch, Ghost.

   
   Your Ghost doesn't count as your dog, bitch.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
6. 2018-11-28 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Fuck that lame shit just slap your bitch on the ass harder and tell her to suck that damn dick again.

   
   Well that's not being masturbatory now is it...
7. 2018-11-28 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Your dog doesn't count as your bitch, Ghost.

   
   Your mother eats dogfood and barks like a bitch in heat when I fuck her ass
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that's not being masturbatory now is it…

   
   Maybe not when you use a bitch but I treat them like a fleshlight that doesn't shut up. And I make them shut up by cramming my nuts in their face hole
8. 2018-11-28 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Lightbulbs always turn to the left when unscrewing.
9. 2018-11-28 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ If your first post doesn't work just make a new one instead of editing lest you be known as an online faggot post editor.

   
   ☺
10. 2018-11-28 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    If you are ever hungry you can drink your blood thus creating a self sustaining organic machine and also makes you live forever.
11. 2018-11-28 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Madman If you are ever hungry you can drink your blood thus creating a self sustaining organic machine and also makes you live forever.

    
    You stick a hose into your leg and then run it up to your neck. Voila.
12. 2018-11-28 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Lightbulbs always turn to the left when unscrewing.

    
    This is a great one, honestly... always remember lefty loosey & righty tighty for light bulbs, screws, Etc...👍