2018-11-28 at 4:18 PM UTC
1. If you always cover your food, in the microwave, with a paper towel or Tupperware top, you rarely have to clean ur microwave.
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2018-11-28 at 4:21 PM UTC
2. The temperature is always going to be significantly warmer inside than it will be outside... so please adjust your thermostat accordingly.
2018-11-28 at 4:22 PM UTC
3. Dont ever flush anything down the toilet that's not biodegradable. Make sure you're familiar with the term biodegradable.
2018-11-28 at 4:23 PM UTC
4. If the power goes out at your place... check the fuse box first, b4 u call the power company. Become familiar with a fuse box, and what it does
2018-11-28 at 4:24 PM UTC
I don't trjcnkclt know what bio die grade able means and I sometimes use paper towels to wipe my b hole and I flush them but I flush twice.
2018-11-28 at 4:24 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
#1
I don't have a microwave.
2018-11-28 at 4:25 PM UTC
5 keep your fridge empty so in case you have a big package of fridge stuff delivered to you by a secret admirer you have room to put it in there
2018-11-28 at 4:25 PM UTC
6. Move out of mom's house before you are 22 unless you want to be ridiculed.
2018-11-28 at 4:26 PM UTC
You need to learn how to reignite the pilot light sometimes... unless you don't mind cold showers. Since y'all would never ask an older person to show you how to do this, in person... look at a YouTube tutorial.
2018-11-28 at 4:29 PM UTC
7. Move into your mom's house whenever you want vuz it's your mom and she loves you wow
2018-11-28 at 4:30 PM UTC
8. Get a roommate it will help make you do shit more.
2018-11-28 at 4:31 PM UTC
10. Have little fort parties with yourself and talk to the Hat People :)
2018-11-28 at 4:32 PM UTC
11. Always remember when things get tough, someone out there has it tougher than you. (Running out of coffee for example)
2018-11-28 at 4:34 PM UTC
12. Always remember - see 11.
2018-11-28 at 5:07 PM UTC
If an appliance doesn't work... check the outlet first. Even though it may be plugged into an outlet... there maybe a wall switch that needs to be
2018-11-28 at 5:08 PM UTC
If an appliance doesn't work... check the outlet first. Even though it may be plugged into an outlet... there maybe a wall switch that needs to be flipped. Also the outlet may be 'dead' or burned out.
2018-11-28 at 5:08 PM UTC
Fuck that lame shit just slap your bitch on the ass harder and tell her to scrub that damn box again.
