LEAKED:Secret monk manuals to enlightenment

1. 2018-11-27 at 9:20 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   I'm in contact with a monk who has leaked some never before seen intel on how to actually become enlightened. It revolves alot around on diet. You have to eat asshole and you can actually suck peoples chakras out of their asshole. I can't release the whole document because ms-13 has infiltrated this monastery and my contact will be killed if it gets leaked but now you know how to get enlightened.
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   • gadzooks
2. 2018-11-27 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I'm going to post in your thread.
3. 2018-11-27 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Madman You have to eat asshole and you can actually suck peoples chakras out of their asshole.

   
   Seems legit.
4. 2018-11-28 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien I'm going to post in your thread.

   
   Me too
5. 2018-11-28 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   thanx guise
6. 2018-11-28 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Madman thanx guise

   
   But you didn't actually give us any practicable methods for anal chakra extraction.
   
   This would be some valuable knowledge to have.
   
   Please show us the ass-sucking way.
7. 2018-11-28 at 2:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman I'm in contact with a monk who has leaked some never before seen intel on how to actually become enlightened. It revolves alot around on diet. You have to eat asshole and you can actually suck peoples chakras out of their asshole. I can't release the whole document because ms-13 has infiltrated this monastery and my contact will be killed if it gets leaked but now you know how to get enlightened.

   
   How did you meet this monk? I know they aren't allowed many possessions etc and pretty sure they don't have internet.
8. 2018-11-28 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How did you meet this monk? I know they aren't allowed many possessions etc and pretty sure they don't have internet.

   
   He pulled up in a van and told him to get in for spiritual guidance, and then got him to eat his ass out.