Uber driver asked for my number

1. 2018-11-27 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † If you're so tough. Why don't you post your full name and address and see what you get?

   
   You're confusing toughness and stupidity...clearly I'm only one of those...
2. 2018-11-27 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #42
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   What did u get on eBay on Thanksgiving tho?
3. 2018-11-27 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm What did u get on eBay on Thanksgiving tho?

   
   Well it was Black Friday not thanksgiving...2 vga switchboxes
   
   EDIT: Oh no it was thanksgiving...you're right as always.
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4. 2018-11-27 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #44
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Good deal for $13. Interesting.
5. 2018-11-27 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Good deal for $13. Interesting.

   
   US shipping too (and free shipping).
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6. 2018-11-27 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #46
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by RisiR † *sigh*
   
   If I was a worse person I would have checked all the reviews they got for VGA switch boxes bought on 22nd Nov and looked through the buyers if there was one from Houston. Then checked if he has stuff listed himself and bought something to get your personal info.
   
   Be careful with your PI, my dude.

   
   
   
   
   Ummmmmmmmm...he already knows where boo lives.
   
   Duh!
7. 2018-11-27 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #47
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   But I don't.
8. 2018-11-27 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #48
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by RisiR † But I don't.

   
   Have you ever cuddled with another man?
9. 2018-11-27 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #49
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Uhmm, not really, I guess. Not like with a girl. I have hugged dudes.
   
   Why?
10. 2018-11-27 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Have you ever cuddled with another man?

    
    did you and your father ever ?
11. 2018-11-27 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Uhmm, not really, I guess. Not like with a girl. I have hugged dudes.
    
    Why?

    
    Just curious. You didn't seem like a man-cuddler to me.
12. 2018-11-28 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #52
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    The only main reason I asked my clients for their business cards is because I wanted to show that I’m sincere and enhance my five star ratings. I keep all the business cards from A to Z inside my glove drawer under my dashboard. I don’t call anyone. This is just leverage, for my Uber coworkers. To show how a five star rating driver earns favoritism with a bit of professionalism. I was the Uber driver. Cats out the bag. I’m still waiting on your vote J.J. Please don’t let me down. You promised.
    
    
    
    
    Thanks.

13. 2018-11-28 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and then what? send me a Christmas card?

    
    Fucking jedi scum fuck you go back to Israel
14. 2018-12-12 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #54
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Has he contacted you?
15. 2018-12-12 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #55
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Not yet...so much for the 3 day rule.
16. 2018-12-12 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #56
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    He must have found someone better.
17. 2018-12-12 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A bigger tip(per)?
18. 2018-12-12 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #58
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A bigger tip(per)?

    
    Haha nice one. Would thank but won't!
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19. 2018-12-12 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #59
    WellHung Black Hole
    Uber drivers seem like colorful folks.
20. 2018-12-12 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #60
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Haha nice one. Would thank but won't!

    
    It's easy to make self depreciating jokes when one is packin