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  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, so I have taken a lot of different drugs rectally (mix with water and pump into rectum).

    I also just tried hot railing (meth) for the first time (heat end of glass tube with torch lighter, then, with other end in nose, sniff the line - it enters your nostrils as smoke).

    But, a thought just occurred to me...

    What about combining both?

    Would rectal veins absorb drug in smoke form?

    Or are the lungs the only place you can absorb drug smoke.

    Actually now that I think about it, it seems kinda stupid (for multiple reasons).

    But is it worth testing?

    What about using a vacuum tube (it would probably have to be a DIY project) to suck powder up into your rectum?

    Any brave volunteers?
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And for some mind-blowing irony, try it with Jenkem.
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And don't just compliment me for the brilliant creativity of my invention. I don't want anybody blowing smoke up my ass.
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I don't want anybody blowing smoke up my ass.

    Wait a minute...
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    TFW your quasi-troll thread turns out to be legit...

    The practice of using tobacco smoke enemas on drowning victims quickly spread as a popular way to introduce tobacco into the body to treat an array of other medical conditions including: headaches, hernias, respiratory ailments and abdominal cramps, among many other things. Tobacco enemas were even used to treat typhoid fever and during cholera outbreaks when patients were in the final stages of the illnesses.

    From http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/05/origin-expression-blow-smoke-ass/.
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  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Relevant drug paraphernalia:



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  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    What the fuck?
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  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    via Imgflip Meme Generator
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fart the not absorbed smoke on a cold window for later use.
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  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Fart the not absorbed smoke on a cold window for later use.

    There you go. Now you've got your thinking cap on!
  11. #11
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll try it out if you supply the meth.
  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Solstice I'll try it out if you supply the meth.

    It's a done deal.

    The issue, though, is geography.

    The chances that you leave within a reasonable distance of me are pretty slim.

    Although I guess I could just send you money to buy meth, under the assumption that you will upload a video of actually doing it.

    But that's not quite something I'm ready to do with just anyone on here.
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