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Things I actually love.

  1. #1
    1) Cumming.

    Will update this list as I discover more.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    1) Sophie

    There, i love you too.(nohomo)
  3. #3
    2) Having a girlfriend who I can fuck whenever I want, boss around, etc. It's good to have someone love me.
  4. #4
    3) Pissing
    4) Shitting
  5. #5
    Smoking a fat bowl of meth
  6. #6
    5) Eating good food
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Smoking a fat bowl of meth

  8. #8
    aldra might still be my favorite poster. Dude is unreal.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love turtles.
  10. #10
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    3) Pissing
    4) Shitting

    How can you love those? Pissing is annoying because let's say you're sitting somewhere comfortable and suddenly you have the urge to go. As for shitting.. all that wiping and stuff. It's gross. :(
  11. #11

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  12. #12
    2) Having a girlfriend who I can fuck whenever I want, boss around, etc. It's good to have someone love me.

    alright man i let it slide last time when you said you wanted a prostitute and that doesn't mean that you want a relationship or even the company of a woman except for when you are fucking, but come on, if you love having a gf you can be with all the time, then you definitely crave the human interaction
  13. #13
    Yeah you got me. But I dunno, I'm such a fickle fuck. Like I masturbated so much the past couple of days, that I don't even want to look at a woman right now.

    And when I had a gf, after I fucked her she'd be nothing to me for at least an hour or two afterward and I thought to myself "why do I even want a girlfriend".

    In general though, the best gf to have would be one who isn't clingy and I don't have to see much, but still loves me.
  14. #14
    6) http://theuglydance.com/?v=frmvudcyab
  15. #15
    Yeah you got me. But I dunno, I'm such a fickle fuck. Like I masturbated so much the past couple of days, that I don't even want to look at a woman right now.

    And when I had a gf, after I fucked her she'd be nothing to me for at least an hour or two afterward and I thought to myself "why do I even want a girlfriend".

    In general though, the best gf to have would be one who isn't clingy and I don't have to see much, but still loves me.


    yea, i know because i am the same way sometimes
  16. #16
    Wolven Throne Yung Blood
    6) http://theuglydance.com/?v=frmvudcyab
    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
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