2018-11-24 at 11:30 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Olive oil and two kleenexz.
Two girls fucking.
2018-11-24 at 11:31 PM UTC
Olive oil huh? Could get tasty!
2018-11-24 at 11:50 PM UTC
I touch myself for HOURS before having an Earth shattering orgasm that leaves my knees weak.
Just kidding, I don't masturbate. I'm a pure little angel. 😅
2018-11-24 at 11:54 PM UTC
I’ll be honest, I didn’t maturbate till in my 30s, honest engine. I was raised Catholic if that helps!🤣
Ahh, the joys of self gratification😍
2018-11-24 at 11:55 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I do this whole weird thing where I (consensually) insert my penis into a woman's vagina, and then thrust repeatedly, until I cum.
2018-11-24 at 11:59 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Hells Bells, my education is lacking -- I've never even been to a ladies sex toy party?
2018-11-25 at 1:32 AM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 1:47 AM UTC
Girls can't talk about masterbation on here so please refrain from doing so.
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2018-11-28 at 6:20 PM UTC
I use auto-erotic asphyxiation with an underhand grip so if someine does come in, they leave me alone.
2018-11-28 at 6:26 PM UTC
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2018-11-28 at 6:31 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Originally posted by Grandpaskins
I use auto-erotic asphyxiation with an underhand grip so if someine does come in, they leave me alone.
Oh yes. I love autoerotic asphyxiation.
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2018-11-28 at 6:33 PM UTC
I prefer manual erotic asphyxiation myself
