2018-11-23 at 9:33 PM UTC
Okay.
Today is Black Friday. FIFA Ultimate Team has special promos where they offer a variety of special packs (loot boxes). I prepared way too much money for this day. Usually the market crashes on during this promo because everyone opens packs and more good players get pulled and listed on the transfer-market. Everyone in the community is prepared for this event. Everyone except fucking EA.
They offer those packs during so called "lightning rounds". 100.000 packs on offer, first come first served. Every hour there is a new lightning round. Soo, I'm sitting here waiting for shit to drop. Full hour, I go into the store "Jumbo Rare Player Packs" that cost either 100.000 coins in-game currency or 1.000 FIFA Points (10 bucks) a pop. I try to open packs but get an error message that the store is currently having problems.
I rage hard but whatever. All 100.000 packs are gone within two minutes. Ok. I wait another hour. ULTIMATE PACKS! BAM! They cost 25 bucks each and you have a good chance of packing something decent. I get my hands on two Ultimate Packs and both times I get completely shafted and pack utter trash.
I can't even begin to desrcibe to you how fucked I feel and what that means to me. I have been playing this franchise for 21 years. I grew up with it. Now.... I just can't get fucked to get myself to play this shit anymore.
I know you think it's just a video game. RisiR you're a faggot. Grow up and fuck me instead of playing with your toys but I fucking used to love this game. It's seriously what I'm best at. It's so hard for me to accept that it's over but I just can't let EA fuck me anymore. I'm one of the best players on the planet. I qualified for 3 out of 4 major tournaments so far. Maybe the best non-pro "free agent" in the world.
I just fucking can't do this anymore. I can't compete with people who get sponsored tens of thousands of dollars to build their teams. Not when I get SO EXTREMELY FUCKED when I put money in the game. I'm done. Fuck you. This game is trash.
It's been 26 minutes since I got RAPED buy jediA and my heart is broken and will never heal again. This relationship is over. I'm fucking done with you. No, I won't fucking look you in the eyes. Stop touching me. You're destroying my fucking life and you don't care. I have played over 800 matches in the last two months and THAT'S how you treat me? You cheating fucking piece of shit. I hate you.
I'm having a fucking crisis here, man. I'll just play a couple matches of OH WAIT FUCK YOU. NEVER AGAIN. Fuck you.
I don't even fucking know what to do anymore. This is bullshit.
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2018-11-23 at 9:55 PM UTC
5 minutes until the next lightning round...
2018-11-23 at 10:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR †
5 minutes until the next lightning round…
Good luck. I hope your faith is restored. 🙃
Fuck EA though.
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2018-11-23 at 10:24 PM UTC
Got fucked again. Didn't pack shit. Now I can either put in more money or cut my losses and move on which I'll do.
I'll probably illegally sell my team on ebay and get a couple thousand bucks back and get banned on purpose. Fuck this shit. A videogame shouldn't cause this much misery.
I luckily got Red Dead 2 from my brother so I guess I'll play that or whatever. This feels like a loved one died.
2018-11-23 at 10:26 PM UTC
You sound dangerous. Hopefully someone locked up or confiscated all the guns. I am going to watch the news all night.
2018-11-23 at 10:40 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Stop giving into micro transactions
Remember the sunk cost fallacy before you buy another pack
2018-11-23 at 11:30 PM UTC
Today was supposed to be special. Black Friday, "FUTmas", Chinese New Year and Team of the Year are the four big promos.
They make 800 million from micro-transactions a year.... I wanted to name my team "Meme FC" but meme is a fucking banned word. Oh my god, dude. Just changed my team name to "I want to die" and that's fine. Everything is fine. C'mon man. Everyone has a bad day sometimes and I know you wanted this to be good and lost a bunch of money and there is so much RNG bullshit in the game that eliminates the skill-gap that it's borderline unplayable. The servers are so trash that it's impossible to get consistant game play. Sure, it's pay to win but you got a good enough squad to keep up, my dude. You can do it. You... You can do it.
I really don't wanna hear that shit right now but you're right. I just wish things were different, y'know. I don't think it will ever be the same again.
2018-11-24 at 4:32 AM UTC
You Betanese ching chong faggot shut your thin-lipped shithole. A sip of German beer would kill you. Fuck. You probably got 60 lbs on your 4 foot frame. I could kill you with a dirty look. Stop fronting.
