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I currently do not have an erection.

  1. 2018-11-22 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #41
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Not bad!

    I've seen this gif before.

    I'm pretty sure it has given me erections in the past.

    Today, however, I remain limp as the noodly appendages of our fellow church's god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    FSM and Methathustra are actually part of the same mythosphere, you see.

    They are all around us, penetrating us with their noodles and their meth needles.

    is this like some time filler on Cinimax or something from the 80s or early 90s? I kind of remember something like this. like shorts of just hot women doing various types of exercise or manual labor in sexy workout gear.
  2. 2018-11-22 at 4:31 AM UTC
    #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com is this like some time filler on Cinimax or something from the 80s or early 90s? I kind of remember something like this. like shorts of just hot women doing various types of exercise or manual labor in sexy workout gear.

    These Cinimax chicks could be doing just about anything, and I'd remain bonerless.

    The issue has reached critical levels.

    No boner for weeks = medical issue.
  3. 2018-11-22 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks What is the current status of your genitalia?

    women/MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs typically dont have erections fyi, chicken
  4. 2018-11-22 at 4:42 AM UTC
    #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Well these "MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS" sound kinda lame.

    If you can't get an erection, what the fuck else can you do?
  5. 2018-11-22 at 11:40 AM UTC
    #45
    HTS highlight reel
    Small, soft, and squishy; chief. As it should be.
  6. 2018-11-22 at 4:22 PM UTC
    #46
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm going through a similar phase. I can still get it up, no problem. I just don't enjoy it that much.

    This thread fluffed my dick up a bit to be honest. Maybe we can help eachother.
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  7. 2018-11-23 at 3:27 PM UTC
    #47
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    Maybe this will help…😊


    Welp, there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality

    🧐

    Guess I’ll go buy some timberland boots and fitted caps

    Thanks Mikey
  8. 2018-11-23 at 3:59 PM UTC
    #48
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol silly. 😋😍
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  9. 2018-11-23 at 4:54 PM UTC
    #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How come there's so many females in this erection thread?

    ...

    Ohhhhhh...
  10. 2018-11-23 at 5:33 PM UTC
    #50
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How come there's so many females in this erection thread?

    …

    Ohhhhhh…

    Girls like penis.
  11. 2018-11-23 at 5:35 PM UTC
    #51
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Girls like penis.

    Experience speaking?
  12. 2018-11-23 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #52
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yes. Some girls exclusively liked me for my penis.
  13. 2018-11-23 at 5:38 PM UTC
    #53
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Yes. Some girls exclusively liked me for my penis.

    Have you tried modeling?
  14. 2018-11-23 at 5:46 PM UTC
    #54
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No.

    I honestly think I could only model for gay magazines that have a "burly bear" kinda section. I have never seen a guy like me being advertized to women.
  15. 2018-11-23 at 6:11 PM UTC
    #55
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by RisiR † No.

    I honestly think I could only model for gay magazines that have a "burly bear" kinda section. I have never seen a guy like me being advertized to women.

    You could wear a big furry bear rug as a nenderthal dress, put a red and black check flannel cap on, and throw an axe over your shoulder -- with all the BS you spin you'd never miss BBO.
  16. 2018-11-23 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #56
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † No.

    I honestly think I could only model for gay magazines that have a "burly bear" kinda section. I have never seen a guy like me being advertized to women.

    maybe men are your true callings.
  17. 2018-11-23 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #57
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by cupocheer You could wear a big furry bear rug as a nenderthal dress, put a red and black check flannel cap on

    That doesn't go well together at all. You'd be a terrible set designer. Caveman and lumberjack would have to be to seperate shoots. I am that kinda dude, though. Yea.
  18. 2018-11-23 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #58
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny maybe men are your true callings.

    Probably.
  19. 2018-12-21 at 8:50 AM UTC
    #59
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I jerked it earlier today for the first time in like, forever.

    I think drugs and liquor were fucking up my ability to get erect.

    Just thought I'd update the community.

    Important shit here.
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  20. 2018-12-21 at 9:12 AM UTC
    #60
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I jerked it earlier today for the first time in like, forever.

    I think drugs and liquor were fucking up my ability to get erect.

    Just thought I'd update the community.

    Important shit here.

    Congratulations man! You're making strides.
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