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I don't wanna die without producing offspring.

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Let's be honest, your genes probably aren't worth it.

    Betas and Gammas never are...
  2. #22
    Technologist victim of incest
    Men have it much easier when it comes to producing offspring. You all reproduce sperm as you go. Woman are given the number of eggs theyll have at birth. Their eggs can get old and not very useful. Men can reproduce late in life and still have a healthy child. Look at these men becoming fathers at 60. I wouldn’t wanna chase a child around at 60, but it does happen!
  3. #23
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I refuse to give a child my fathers last name,, I have vowed to end the name in defiance of my asshole father, my mothers family name died when the sisters got married.

    limbs have been falling off my family tree for decades.
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  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    I don't want to live if I end up producing offspring.
  5. #25
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't want to live if I end up producing offspring.

    You sure? They'd be so cute tho. Little blue eyed blonds. lol
  6. #26
    Originally posted by WellHung Betas and Gammas never are…

    lol.

    lanny made so that you couldnt capitalize the b in beta.

    rightly so,
  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol.

    lanny made so that you couldnt capitalize the b in beta.

    rightly so,

    I noticed that..
    but why?
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by gadzooks I didn't even know there were different hair textures for Asians.

    White don't really have that, other than curly vs straight.

    Black folk definitely have a certain kinda hair in some scenarios.

    I once dated a (half) Jamaican gal and she would braid her hair. It didn't look good (or even go naturally) straight.

    i mean when you were a little boy are your hairs as corse as they are now ?

    no homo.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You sure? They'd be so cute tho. Little blue eyed blonds. lol

    😄😚😍
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Probably best if OP doesn't produce offspring..

    Thats rich coming from you, dad bod
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    One of the bad things about having kids these days is the mandatory vaccines the gubberment makes your kids take that turn them autistic
  12. #32
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby One of the bad things about having kids these days is the mandatory vaccines the gubberment makes your kids take that turn them autistic

    False allegation?

    Post proof to substantaite your lie, I mean statement.

    I'd suggest the CDC account.
  13. #33
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby One of the bad things about having kids these days is the mandatory vaccines the gubberment makes your kids take that turn them autistic

    The worst thing about having kids is dealing with your ex, but feel free to keep believing your dumb ass shit..
  14. #34
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mikeyagain The worst thing about having kids is dealing with your ex, but feel free to keep believing your dumb ass shit..

    What about your urge to molest them? How did you deal with that?
  15. #35
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by RisiR † What about your urge to molest them? How did you deal with that?

    There was no urge, Not everyone does it your way..
  16. #36
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    ummm.....
  17. #37
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mikeyagain There was no urge, Not everyone does it your way..

    Do you just molest other people's kids? That's very noble.
  18. #38
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I refuse to give a child my fathers last name,, I have vowed to end the name in defiance of my asshole father, my mothers family name died when the sisters got married.

    limbs have been falling off my family tree for decades.

    You can give your child any surname you want.
  19. #39
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Do you just molest other people's kids? That's very noble.

    I'd molest yours, if you could ever talk a woman into having sex..
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  20. #40
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What would you do to my kids?
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