I don't wanna die without producing offspring.

1. 2018-11-23 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #1
   filtration African Astronaut
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2. 2018-11-23 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Rest assured, this is not an abnormal fear.
   
   I'm now 34, and still without issue.
   
   I am a dead branch on my family tree.
   
   So don't feel alone in facing that fear.
3. 2018-11-23 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Rape a catholic woman
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4. 2018-11-23 at 6:01 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost Rape a catholic woman

   
   Holy fuck that is like, the quintessential Unethical Life Pro Tip.
   
   On the one hand, it's guaranteed to work (assuming she is inseminated during the rape).
   
   But on the other hand, holy fuck...
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5. 2018-11-23 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   get fucked breeder and make little bastards of the state
6. 2018-11-23 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #6
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Sperm donor.
7. 2018-11-23 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by filtration It's a fear. So now I am willing to fuck any woman, raw and hope for the best.

   
   dont fight nature.
   
   if you havent reproduced by now, its because nature had deemed you unfit to reproduce.
   
   just enjoy the ride.
8. 2018-11-23 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #8
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   OOPS!
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9. 2018-11-23 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #9
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont fight nature.
   
   if you havent reproduced by now, its because nature had deemed you unfit to reproduce.
   
   just enjoy the ride.

   
   Strictly speaking, this is true.
   
   But I mean, come on... Makeup exists. If you believe in natural selection, then it should be obvious to you that women wearing makeup are basically hacking natural selection.
10. 2018-11-23 at 6:23 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    "women need makeup to express themselves!!!"
    
    youre like the ultimate womanizer!
11. 2018-11-23 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by A College Professor "women need makeup to express themselves!!!"
    
    youre like the ultimate womanizer!

    
    To be quite honest, I have no idea what your point is.
12. 2018-11-23 at 7:21 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Strictly speaking, this is true.
    
    But I mean, come on… Makeup exists. If you believe in natural selection, then it should be obvious to you that women wearing makeup are basically hacking natural selection.

    
    idk. i never really pay attention to their faces.
    
    mostly just hairs and bodies.
13. 2018-11-23 at 7:29 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny idk. i never really pay attention to their faces.
    
    mostly just hairs and bodies.

    
    Well damn, you're living life on easy mode then.
    
    Hot bodies are pretty fucking common, unless you have very specific preferences there...
    
    Actually, I kinda just figured it out...
    
    Everyone gives different weights/biases to different factors.
    
    So, to you, if body-type is important, you are probably more selective than I am of body-type.
    
    I care about the body, but the face is always what gets me.
    
    And hair, well, I have a definite preference for darker hair, but I don't care all that much. Unnatural colors (like green, purple, etc) do kinda lead to a lower score, generally speaking. But they aren't a deal breaker.
14. 2018-11-23 at 7:55 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Well damn, you're living life on easy mode then.
    
    Hot bodies are pretty fucking common, unless you have very specific preferences there…
    
    Actually, I kinda just figured it out…
    
    Everyone gives different weights/biases to different factors.
    
    So, to you, if body-type is important, you are probably more selective than I am of body-type.
    
    I care about the body, but the face is always what gets me.
    
    And hair, well, I have a definite preference for darker hair, but I don't care all that much. Unnatural colors (like green, purple, etc) do kinda lead to a lower score, generally speaking. But they aren't a deal breaker.

    
    there're 2 types of [asian] hairs, fine and coarse.
    
    idk about white people tho.
15. 2018-11-23 at 8:15 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I've been scratching my balls.. Feels good..
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16. 2018-11-23 at 8:17 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there're 2 types of [asian] hairs, fine and coarse.
    
    idk about white people tho.

    
    I didn't even know there were different hair textures for Asians.
    
    White don't really have that, other than curly vs straight.
    
    Black folk definitely have a certain kinda hair in some scenarios.
    
    I once dated a (half) Jamaican gal and she would braid her hair. It didn't look good (or even go naturally) straight.
17. 2018-11-23 at 9:16 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Some men feel this way. Sometimes I feel this way.
18. 2018-11-23 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I had a kid by accident, it's not hard. Every time I fuck a girl she misses her period
19. 2018-11-23 at 9:36 AM UTC

    #19
    

    HTS highlight reel
    Let's be honest, your genes probably aren't worth it.
20. 2018-11-23 at 11:06 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Probably best if OP doesn't produce offspring..