User Controls

I'm not dead yet, unfortunately...

  1. #61
    Technologist victim of incest
    In a very large hospital I worked for they kept an anesthesiologist on staff in the MRI department.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #62
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Technologist They sedate you if you’re claustrophobic, or in too much pain to lay still for the entire scan.


    Soooo, uh, yes they do cuposhit! I’ve seen it done many many times!

    Lately, Tech?

    Medical science has really advanced in the last 15 years, or so.
  3. #63
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    I was doped up with diazepam or something for an angiogram, and started waffling about totse and how cool it was.

    One of the trainee doctors told me about it afterwards. They were all laughing about me and the shite I came out with.

    I almo_st di_ed when he told me - plain melted into the bed from embarrassment.
  4. #64
    Technologist victim of incest
    Uh idiot I still work in the field and my BFF is the lead CT/MRI technologist at a very prestigious heart hospital, so uh, yeah!

    Cuposhit, you’re a fool to think you know a lot about medical practice by being on the receiving end of it. You don’t know crap! Every person is different and medicine has to make accommodations for these people.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #65
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Technologist Every person is different and medicine has to make accommodations for these people.

    Medicine is so smart it'll dope you up with valium for an angiogram, but won't give you so much as a panadol for a painful lung or bone marrow biopsy.

    Know your place Techno. Which is pressing a button and pretending that avoiding xrays is a skill, until such time as modern PET scan technology gets deployed, which will put you out of a job.

    https://www.medicaldevice-network.com/news/human-images-first-total-body-scanner-unveiled/
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #66
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    When it comes to medicine the question that divides the haves vs the have nots is "can you prescribe"?

    Can you prescribe Techno?

    Oh, sorry, then you're one of the goyim. No better than me or cupo.
  7. #67
    Technologist victim of incest
    If you think all I do is press a button, you are more than sadly mistaken! But you’re welcome to keep trying. Not my fault you have had idiot doctors, your problem not mine. Working in the field gives me the inside track to the best doctors. I mainly deal with only nationally ranked doctors.
  8. #68
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Technologist If you think all I do is press a button, you are more than sadly mistaken! But you’re welcome to keep trying. Not my fault you have had idiot doctors, your problem not mine. Working in the field gives me the inside track to the best doctors. I mainly deal with only nationally ranked doctors.

    Well enjoy when you're replaced by one of pic related.

  9. #69
    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh yeah, only a doctor can prescribe, and of course doctors are the only people involved in a person's care, keep showing your ignorance!
  10. #70
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Well enjoy when you're replaced by one of pic related.



    Ahhh yeah, not happening. They need a person with in depth knowledge on how xray affects and interacts within the body to run that imaging machine. It would be great to see the field advance that far in my lifetime. I’d love to run one of those!
  11. #71
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh yeah, only a doctor can prescribe, and of course doctors are the only people involved in a person's care, keep showing your ignorance!

    I remember lots of xray, cat, mri and pet technicians.

    All they did was push buttons. They weren't even allowed to read the scan, or give the scan to me.

    Some of them injected dye. I assume they'll be the only ones with a job in 20 years. Hope you can find a vein Techno.
  12. #72
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    so, uh, yeah, Tech -- your bff having employment doesn't make you an expert on their knowledge --- and, uh, yeah -- being a janitor or in housekeeping in a medical facility doesn't mean you know WTF you are saying --- and, uh, yeah -- if your bff is permitting you in an exam room (MRI) during a testing procedure your bff needs to be reported to the AMA and fired, as should you for violating federal law.

    (Your line BS reminds me of an.unarmed hospital security guard who claimed to be able to provide medical care in an emergency room situation.)

    STFU, fake ass.
  13. #73
    Technologist victim of incest
    You haven’t a clue. Not one iota.
  14. #74
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by cupocheer so, uh, yeah, Tech – your bff having employment doesn't make you an expert on their knowledge — and, uh, yeah – being a janitor or in housekeeping in a medical facility doesn't mean you know WTF you are saying — and, uh, yeah – if your bff is permitting you in an exam room (MRI) during a testing procedure your bff needs to be reported to the AMA and fired, as should you for violating federal law.

    (Your line BS reminds me of an.unarmed hospital security guard who claimed to be able to provide medical care in an emergency room situation.)

    STFU, fake ass.


    Nice try! You sure are stupid cuposhit. I’ve been in many MRI suites and will be till I decide to retire. Keep trying though cuposhit. You’re playing in my court now.
  15. #75
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve been in many MRI suites and will be till I decide to retire.

    Same brag any mexican janitor could make with his plastic mop.

    I always assumed OP would be a Doctor eventually. Even though it'll be a long, winding path.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #76
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah, that’s what I am, a janitor. Yeah that’s it👍🏻
  17. #77
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Technologist Nice try! You sure are stupid cuposhit. I’ve been in many MRI suites and will be till I decide to retire. Keep trying though cuposhit. You’re playing in my court now.

    Wrong

    I'm reclining in a hammock watching you twist in the wind.......STO
  18. #78
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Technologist They need a person with in depth knowledge on how xray affects and interacts within the body to run that imaging machine.

    Yeah, it'd be great to have someone who understood that around.

    It would be great to see the field advance that far in my lifetime. I’d love to run one of those!

    Can you generate electricity?
  19. #79
    Technologist victim of incest
    Now you’re just asking dumb shit, because you aren’t nearly as informed as I am in medicine. Have fun!
  20. #80
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Can you generate electricity?

    Doesn't everyone?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
Jump to Top