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Would white people even exist if it wasn't for potatoes?

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My family left the motherland because of a lack of potatoes. Potatoes were used by the English to control it's more restive vassals. Potatoes are to white people what rice is to chinks. White people should worship the potato and view it at the ideal tubor.

    Why aren't potato scientists trying to infuse them with additional vitamins and minerals? Why because the potato is perfect in its simplicity and versatility. Have you ever met someone who wouldn't eat Potatoes? don't trust that person.

    Why isn't the potato heralded as the staple of the white persons diet?
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    They're only good if you add a shitload of butter or something, or deep fry them.
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You can't have potatoes without a steak. Geez! So the cow shouldn't be saying eat mor chikin. It's just not right. fuk chicken.
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I can count to potato in my sleep
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    OP, you ever see McDonalds bitch?? It isn't just taters...

    JS..
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain OP, you ever see McDonalds bitch?? It isn't just taters…

    JS..

    I don't eat at your workplace
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    Originally posted by Sudo My family left the motherland because of a lack of potatoes.

    chocolade people are too inferior to farm.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    For what it's worth, a Boston Terrior wouldn't eat a single potato to save ones life.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Sudo I don't eat at your workplace

    Yeah, that's a good rule of thumb.. Smart man you are...
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo My family left the motherland because of a lack of potatoes. Potatoes were used by the English to control it's more restive vassals. Potatoes are to white people what rice is to chinks. White people should worship the potato and view it at the ideal tubor.

    Why aren't potato scientists trying to infuse them with additional vitamins and minerals? Why because the potato is perfect in its simplicity and versatility. Have you ever met someone who wouldn't eat Potatoes? don't trust that person.

    Why isn't the potato heralded as the staple of the white persons diet?
    potatoes are good w butter.

    its actually even better for you if you re bake it



    get on my level plebs
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Y’all niggas don’t know bout that twice-baked life
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein Y’all niggas don’t know bout that twice-baked life

    yes i do i just mentioned it you bimbo
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    potatoes are pretty dank but I don't think you can be very healthy just eating them. TBH rice or cabbage or something is probably a better staple.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also olives are the definitive food of western civilization
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lanny Also olives are the definitive food of western civilization

    Olives are Levant and southern European af.

    Soybeans are the white food of the future
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Hollow a tater out, and make a pocket pussy for your penis..
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Good Jesus' Grace, You are all missing the point.
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    Originally posted by Sudo Olives are Levant and southern European af.

    Soybeans are the white food of the future

    rome is the cradle of western civilization.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny rome is the cradle of western civilization.

    stay away from the cradle
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by Sudo stay away from the cradle

    former bacha bazi detected.
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