Originally posted by RisiR †
Probably a gay bar and GGG was a Coyote Ugly dancer. One of his customers got too far while GGG let vodka run down his leg into the dudes mouth and started chewing on his toe. Then GGG tried to kick him in the face but the dude already had a solid grip on the toe and snapped it off.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
I call total bullshit. If you've worked in K-Mart loss prevention for 10 years and apprehended over 5000, you would average 500 per year. That is 10 apprehensions a week. My local newspaper lists arrests made at our local Wal-Mart Supercenter and it has never listed 10 arrests in a week to the best of my recollection. If you worked one of the two shifts per day required and had 2 days off per week, your K-Mart would have to have over 25 arrests per week.
Didn't happen, tough guy.
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Originally posted by stl1
I call total bullshit. If you've worked in K-Mart loss prevention for 10 years and apprehended over 5000, you would average 500 per year. That is 10 apprehensions a week. My local newspaper lists arrests made at our local Wal-Mart Supercenter and it has never listed 10 arrests in a week to the best of my recollection. If you worked one of the two shifts per day required and had 2 days off per week, your K-Mart would have to have over 25 arrests per week.
Didn't happen, tough guy.
SMH
My quota was about 20 apprehensions a week. I easily surpassed that.
Spectral thinks it's a fight when he tackles a 40 year old alcoholic woman that's running away to the ground and illegally handcuffs her until the cops arrive.
Nigga.
I could slap you in a coma.
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Modern boxing has 12 rounds, old man. You'd crumble in the 11th after I toyed with you for 10. Then the ref would wave it off while I punch you with the right amount of power to not put you down so I can pummle your noggin into mash while you stand there semi-dead.
Originally posted by RisiR †
Modern boxing has 12 rounds, old man. You'd crumble in the 11th after I toyed with you for 10. Then the ref would wave it off while I punch you with the right amount of power to not put you down so I can pummle your noggin into mash while you stand there semi-dead.
Well, I could balance a large bowl of steaming hot soup in one palm with a single-volume encyclopedia chained to one ankle and I would still give you a good run for your money.
