2018-11-21 at 6:07 PM UTC
it was late and every shop was closed and i had to shit badly so i had no choice but to go to the alley way behind the shops to do it and so there i was with one leg out of my pant and squatted in high setting and expelling waves upon waves of foul, brown emulsion until finally all of them was expelled,
and suddenly without warning i heard a 'sniff-sniff' sound and before i could figure out what that was i felt this cold, smooth and round thing touching my asshole.
i turned my head around and it was a black, feral dog.
and then it happened, the warm, wet, rubbery tongue began to run along my balls and assholes. i did not move a bit because i didnt want to spooke the dog, it might run away.
so i just squat there, while the dog lick the shit out of me. it went away after there was nothing left and i went on my way feeling extremely embarassed.
the end.
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2018-11-21 at 6:14 PM UTC
this was actually based on a true story, except it happened to my elbow instead of asshole.
