I just got my ass kicked

1. 2018-11-21 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #41
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You get every kind of person from every walk of life. Teachers, priests, doctors, you name it. I even arrested the High Commissioner of Tanzania, who thought he'd be cute and fill his suit pocket full of film and walk out. True story. I've arrested cops, too. They all think they're above the law, but they all found out different.
2. 2018-11-21 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #42
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ But he sucker punched me and layed me out then pounded on me when I was laying there. My nose and ears hurt
   
   Fucking bitch.

   
   Obviously a coward.
3. 2018-11-21 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #43
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Walker, Texas Ranger.
4. 2018-11-21 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by GGG Spectral is a boss nigga and these pussy ass bitches can't accept it. He'd kick all your asses with one arm tied behind his back. Back in 1987 he studied krav maga with a former Iranian commando. You think SpectraL is scared of your ass?
   
   Kid, you do not scare him

   
   I offered him out once with one hand tied behind his back and he just made some bullshit excuse that he was just gonna go home and get the string. then the bullshitting little pussy prick never came back.
   
   Looking back now you could defo see in his eyes that he was scared.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-11-21 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
6. 2018-11-21 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Speckles could so easily shut us the fuck up by writing 'you don't scare me kid' on those huge bulging biceps of his and posting pix.
   
   You guys think there's a reason why he won't do this for?
   
   
   
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7. 2018-11-21 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #47
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   So fucking cheesy...why people pay money to watch that shit I'll never know.
8. 2018-11-21 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #48
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Can we see a pic of the injuries? 😆
9. 2018-11-21 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I don’t believe he has injuries
   
   We might be dealing with a chronic liar
10. 2018-11-21 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Archer513 I don’t believe he has injuries
    
    We might be dealing with a chronic liar

    
    she was talking about mms
    
    Spectral lies about everything because he has nothing to actually be proud of
11. 2018-11-21 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #51
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by mmQ By thst I mean I got knocked the fuck out.
    
    At the bar. Winning at the tables. For whatever reason talked shit to a guy thst was talking shit to me, and I told him
    
    Literally told him CASH ME OUSSIDE
    
    and said what's up yiu wanna fight fight me in the lot, not in here
    
    I wanted to fight him like I man
    
    But he sucker punched me and layed me out then pounded on me when I was laying there. My nose and ears hurt
    
    Fucking bitch.

    
    Its almost Thanksgiving, do you think it would be possible for you to conjure up a family-style story instead of one of your drunken homosexual excursions? sheesh
    
    How did you get it out?
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12. 2018-11-21 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #52
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I didnt think that Injin would catch up to you so fast,, its only been 3 weeks,, I guess he's gonna want the other half now.
13. 2018-11-21 at 4 PM UTC

    #53
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo lol fucking drunk natives
    
    you were all fulla piss n vinegar earlier and likely still riding high after your victory beating up the substitute bartender.
    
    Now you got thumped by a native and natives are typically really sloppy drunks who get really chinky eyed and smiley when they're drunk, likely as a reaction to the sugar in alcohol
    
    all I'm saying is it was your fault and there's really no such thing as a sucker punch when you say cash me ousside come the fuck on mmq you know this. Did you expect Queensbury rules with a drunk native at a bar?

    
    
14. 2018-11-21 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wtf i want to work security at k-mart now. Does it come with a license to kill? can i use my own AK?
    
    I should just show up randomly and pretend to be security. I could harass shoppers to pick only products that I like while nothing is happening.
15. 2018-11-21 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #55
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian wtf i want to work security at k-mart now. Does it come with a license to kill? can i use my own AK?
    
    I should just show up randomly and pretend to be security. I could harass shoppers to pick only products that I like while nothing is happening.

    
    I get off by going to Wal-Mart and telling people they aren't allowed to bring their backpack inside
16. 2018-11-21 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #56
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ By thst I mean I got knocked the fuck out.
    
    At the bar. Winning at the tables. For whatever reason talked shit to a guy thst was talking shit to me, and I told him
    
    Literally told him CASH ME OUSSIDE
    
    and said what's up yiu wanna fight fight me in the lot, not in here
    
    I wanted to fight him like I man
    
    But he sucker punched me and layed me out then pounded on me when I was laying there. My nose and ears hurt
    
    Fucking bitch.

    
    mmq, are you going thru a bar fighting phase right now? switch back to trying to get drunk women to slobber on your cock.
17. 2018-11-21 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG I get off by going to Wal-Mart and telling people they aren't allowed to bring their backpack inside

    
    What kind of faggot uses a backpack though..seriously, they should be beaten and arrested simply for doing that.
18. 2018-11-21 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I could take any one of you with one arm tied up behind my back.

    
    thats nothing.
    
    i can take all of you with my hands tied behind my back and both ankles behind my head.
    
    
    all of you.
19. 2018-11-21 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #59
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    ohhh take me benny! take me!
20. 2018-11-21 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mmQ No but close he was an American Indian.

    
    You can't hit a native american! That's like punching an eagle! He's going to stand on the side of the freeway and cry a single tear if you hit him.
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