I dont understand onions

1. 2018-11-21 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If an onion goes on strike and nobody can come to an agreement and there is vital food that needs to be cooked can't the cook just say "fuck it" and replace them all with new vegetables?
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   • Sudo
2. 2018-11-21 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   In Soviet Russia,
   
   Onion peels you!
3. 2018-11-21 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   just dice them and SHUT UP cunt
4. 2018-11-21 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick just dice them and SHUT UP cunt

   
   Ive once eaten an onion like an apple. turnips, too.
5. 2018-11-21 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   every peel is like another layer of buerocracy
6. 2018-11-21 at 4:40 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ive once eaten an onion like an apple. turnips, too.

   
   I can't think of anything more Russian than this
7. 2018-11-21 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ive once eaten an onion like an apple. turnips, too.

   
   Yeah, I've done that too. It's not so bad after the first few bites. What color do you like?
8. 2018-11-21 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Yeah, I've done that too. It's not so bad after the first few bites. What color do you like?

   
   The purple ones. shits dank.
9. 2018-11-21 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   The onion lies.