2016-06-06 at 6:11 AM UTC
Okay so I was lying in my bed, and then I noticed I could stand up and walk around in my room. Was I sleepwalking? It felt like I was in a dream state, but it felt real. I didn't know if I was dreaming or if it was real life -- but it felt MORE like real life.
Whenever I wanted to, I could send my body/spirit back into my body, lying on the bed. But then I could immediately get out of bed again and walk around my room. Does that make sense? Kind of like an out of body experience.
Anyway, I was testing out stuff, like just crouching down on the floor of my room and feeling the carpet, etc. Everything felt so goddamn real. I was genuinely wondering if this was a lucid dream at all; maybe it WAS real life and I had just gotten out of bed. But then I stared at my room and everything looked so dark and evil and twisted. It was definitely not my room, more like a parallel dimension version. Okay, so I was definitely in a lucid dream.
I tried to scream, but I had no voice. Fuck, this was a sign of sleep paralysis!
I went back to my body on my bed and opened my eyes. Yes, I was paralyzed. Shit. So I closed my eyes again and went back into the lucid dream/out of body experience. I walked around my room and started trying to conjure up a hot chick so I could fuck her, but it wasn't really working. Then I figured I had better stop being sleep paralyzed or I may start seeing an old hag or something equally disturbing, so I went back into my body and tried my best to move, and I finally did.
I was kinda disappointed though. That ended the lucid dream, since I was just back lying in my bed again without being paralyzed. I shouldn't have pussied out, but I rarely lucid dream and it felt so goddamn weird.
2016-06-06 at 6:15 AM UTC
Yeah, some things that do not compute in real life are equally impossible in a lucid dream. I remember once as i was falling asleep i descended from the clouds onto a grey landscape. I realize: Neat, i am dreaming. So i figured i would spawn a car, so i did(wut) then i wanted to flip it over for the lulz, but i couldn't lift it for the life of me, then i lost lucidity.
2016-06-06 at 6:19 AM UTC
Yeah, I figure the next time I lucid dream I will have to leave my room and go into a hot girl's house or something. Actually make the effort to get there.
That was my first real lucid dream, it felt SO goddamn real. I thought I had lucid dreamed before, but it was nothing like that. It wasn't just me thinking "oh wow I'm dreaming lol I can do stuff" I was seriously questioning if I was awake or asleep.
It was also the first time I slept on my back. I never sleep on my back before I used to get sleep paralysis, but I did last night for some reason (just felt comfier). So if I want to lucid dream like that again I know what to do.
2016-06-06 at 12:17 PM UTC
Next time you have one, break into one of your neighbor's houses and murder them.
Then when you awake, watch the local news.
