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  1. #1
    how good are you all at socializing? i mean you'd think this since this is a place for degenerates and junkies that people would have poor social skills but i've realized a lot of you have the natural tendency to conversate and socialize, like especially the ppl who are regulars in TC. it's difficult for me to come up with conversational topics or things to say that don't make me sound like a dick. i'm pretty used to drugs and isolation so now that i have a job, having conversation with the hipsters at work for 5-10 minutes at a time a few times a day is enough socializing for me. the personality i show them is fairly misrepresentative of my actual self though. i basically have to straight up lie about things about myself to be part of the hipster circle. it's cool though cuz we get tips cuz bitches got shaved heads and shit lmfao. i just don't understand where you niggas get the drive to talk to people from?
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    mso8 Houston
    i've always been good at socializing, no problem chatting up strangers, girls or coworkers, even after a shitty phase of isolation and 4chan addiction. as for tips, find common ground, remember peoples names and things they told you, shit like that.
    when it comes to topics, try pointing out something that the both of you can observe, ask questions, followup questions, crack in a joke somewhere and you're set. either that or talk in terms of their interest, as in, remember when they told you some tl;dr shit about their very own band "the three faggots" and how they are going to play a gig at that kewl sekrit venue? try asking light-hearted questions about how it went, the kind of music they play, the kind of music they like, that sort of thing.

    you will quickly realize that, given that you let it happen and are attentive about it, you will gain a lot of shallow knowledge about a lot of topics if you converse with a lot of different people. if you play your cards right, you can use that knowledge to have some different topics to talk about when you meet new people.

    also, it might seem fucking gay right now, try smiling
  3. #3
    "I like your shoes"

    Best way to open a conversation.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't really feel any urge to

    I can make smalltalk if the situation calls for it but I'd rather not
  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra I don't really feel any urge to

    I can make smalltalk if the situation calls for it but I'd rather not

    That
  6. #6
    Originally posted by mso8 i've always been good at socializing, no problem chatting up strangers, girls or coworkers, even after a shitty phase of isolation and 4chan addiction. as for tips, find common ground, remember peoples names and things they told you, shit like that.
    when it comes to topics, try pointing out something that the both of you can observe, ask questions, followup questions, crack in a joke somewhere and you're set. either that or talk in terms of their interest, as in, remember when they told you some tl;dr shit about their very own band "the three faggots" and how they are going to play a gig at that kewl sekrit venue? try asking light-hearted questions about how it went, the kind of music they play, the kind of music they like, that sort of thing.

    you will quickly realize that, given that you let it happen and are attentive about it, you will gain a lot of shallow knowledge about a lot of topics if you converse with a lot of different people. if you play your cards right, you can use that knowledge to have some different topics to talk about when you meet new people.

    also, it might seem fucking gay right now, try smiling

    yea i mean i am able to do this well. it's just that i don't care to so when the drugs come in (all the fucking time) i have no need for humans
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano "I like your shoes…"

    "I like your shoes… Now hand them over, and while you're at it, hand over your wallet. And if you happen to be carrying any meth, hand that over first, you degenerate punk."

    Fixed that for you.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gadzooks "I like your shoes…

    …now touch them
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by mso8 WARNING : THE FOLLOWING ADVICE ARE MEANT FOR BETAS OR BETA ASPIRANTS. IF IN DOUBT, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN.

    i've always been good at socializing, no problem chatting up strangers, girls or coworkers, even after a shitty phase of isolation and 4chan addiction. as for tips, find common ground, remember peoples names and things they told you, shit like that.
    when it comes to topics, try pointing out something that the both of you can observe, ask questions, followup questions, crack in a joke somewhere and you're set. either that or talk in terms of their interest, as in, remember when they told you some tl;dr shit about their very own band "the three faggots" and how they are going to play a gig at that kewl sekrit venue? try asking light-hearted questions about how it went, the kind of music they play, the kind of music they like, that sort of thing.

    you will quickly realize that, given that you let it happen and are attentive about it, you will gain a lot of shallow knowledge about a lot of topics if you converse with a lot of different people. if you play your cards right, you can use that knowledge to have some different topics to talk about when you meet new people.

    also, it might seem fucking gay right now, try smiling
  10. #10
    lol, good one lanny.
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano "I like your shoes"

    Best way to open a conversation.

    What if they have shitty shoes and they know it? Then it'll be awkward cause then youll be a dick.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by DietPiano That

    Yeah, women eat that shit up.. Just don't comment on their ass or tits too soon..

    Glitch..
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 What if they have shitty shoes and they know it? Then it'll be awkward cause then youll be a dick.

    God I bet you have some devilish pussy.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm great at socializing. They key to socialization is to first seize control of the banks, then socializing the rest of the economy becomes much easier.
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  15. #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'd rather not have interaction with people when I can avoid it. Tbh
  16. #16
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH God I bet you have some devilish pussy.

    I think I thought for the first time in my life how awkward it must feel someone to hear their genitals getting talked about all the time.
    Like, if you'd have said "God I bet you got a devilish dick" to me, I don't know how I would respond to that.

    That's fucking weird, all of this is fucking weird.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm great at socializing. They key to socialization is to first seize control of the banks, then socializing the rest of the economy becomes much easier.

    not as easier as your mom
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by DietPiano not as easier as your mom
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano not as easier as your mom

    God ur dick is devilish!
  20. #20
    Originally posted by DontTellEm God ur dick is devilish!
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