I currently do not have an erection.

1. 2018-11-18 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Rivotril Houston

   Originally posted by gadzooks What is the current status of your genitalia?

   Very good, GF is caring of my dick in my place.
2. 2018-11-18 at 5 AM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by totse3.com Unless it's the erection of the MOON PERSON Tower that our Admin and friends invested in.. then it's a limp dick leaning towards the Salesforce "Buttplug" tower
   
   - ;js

   
   Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. :o
3. 2018-11-18 at 10:26 AM UTC

   #23
   Nigger Stole My Bike Houston

   Originally posted by totse3.com Unless it's the erection of the MOON PERSON Tower that our Admin and friends invested in.. then it's a limp dick leaning towards the Salesforce "Buttplug" tower
   
   - ;js

   
   Beware levantine gentlemen bearing investment opportunities.
4. 2018-11-18 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Interesting..........
5. 2018-11-18 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl What’s a an erection? 🤔

   
   what japanese people vote in
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6. 2018-11-18 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
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7. 2018-11-18 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mikeyagain

   
   Yeah, mine looks kinda like that. All barbed at one end and pulsating at the tip.
   
   

   Show spoiler
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   • GGG
8. 2018-11-18 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   STATUS UPDATE:
   
   I have not had a proper erection in days now.
   
   I may need to seek treatment from a physician (or a prostitute).
   
   But don't worry, fellow NIS folks, I will continue updating as things develop.
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9. 2018-11-18 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #29
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Rent an outdated, rundown trailer in an addicts reserve that was busted as a cook house and you wont need another erection.
10. 2018-11-18 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by gadzooks STATUS UPDATE:
    
    I have not had a proper erection in days now.
    
    I may need to seek treatment from a physician (or a prostitute).
    
    But don't worry, fellow NIS folks, I will continue updating as things develop.

    
    
    
    Maybe this will help...😊
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    • gadzooks
11. 2018-11-18 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #31
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by cupocheer Rent an outdated, rundown trailer in an addicts reserve that was busted as a cook house and you wont need another erection.

    
    But that would be worshiping false idols.
    
    True crystal comes from Methathustra's hand himself.
    
    And if Methathustra, PBUH, wills it so, I will have an erection soon from his benevolent guiding hand.
12. 2018-11-18 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #32
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    He couldn't handle it, Kin.
    
    His water balloons overpower his 2" 'monster'.
13. 2018-11-18 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain
    Maybe this will help…😊

    
    Not bad!
    
    I've seen this gif before.
    
    I'm pretty sure it has given me erections in the past.
    
    Today, however, I remain limp as the noodly appendages of our fellow church's god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    
    FSM and Methathustra are actually part of the same mythosphere, you see.
    
    They are all around us, penetrating us with their noodles and their meth needles.
14. 2018-11-18 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #34
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by cupocheer He couldn't handle it, Kin.
    
    His water balloons overpower his 2" 'monster'.

    
    Hopefully he won't post that monster.. I'm eating lunch..🤢
15. 2018-11-18 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #35
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    He wont, my blue ox is snorting.
16. 2018-11-18 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This thread is now about lampreys.
    
    
17. 2018-11-18 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #37
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL This thread is now about lampreys.
    
    

    
    Thank FUCK I'm binging on stimulants this week and not on hallucinogens like last week, or that would have down-right traumatized me.
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18. 2018-11-19 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #38
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Is that all it takes to traumatize you
19. 2018-11-19 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #39
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by cupocheer Is that all it takes to traumatize you

    
    On hallunogens? Maybe.
20. 2018-11-22 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #40
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    IMPORTANT STATUS UPDATE: It's been like a week and I STILL haven't had a full erection.
    
    I haven't even administered self-gratification in weeks.
    
    I may have a medical condition.
    
    Meth and alcohol may be contributing.
    
    Don't worry, NIS, I will NOT let this thread fall into the background.
    
    I am 100% aware of how vital is it that you all know the perpendicular status of my member at all times.
    
    Next feature on the user story map is iOS and Android phone notifications of said status.
    
    We will be discussing the user story and assigning it on JIRA next sprint.