UPDATE: In a meth-fueled haze, I wrote a python script that created a text version for easier referencing and quoting.
For your nostalgia and/or fresh exposure.
How much have things really changed in 12 years?
Posted in Spurious Generalities.
Title: What have YOU learned from totse?
Date: 04-07-2006 22:21.
EDIT:
A text version if it helps at all (especially for quoting):
OP: asma123
TOPIC: What have YOU learned from totse?
POSTER: Bong-Rippa
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:21
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by asma123:
I can say that my reading/typing speed has increased dramatically.
That you are gay
POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:22
CONTENT:
Everything. I went from a D/E student to what you see today in under two years. Fortune favours the bold.
POSTER: bain surgeon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:24
CONTENT:
A general drug knowledge.
POSTER: Faithless
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 22:26
CONTENT:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.
POSTER: miss jackass
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:27
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Faithless:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.
POSTER: Zig Zag
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:29
CONTENT:
Never trust tinyurl
POSTER: D.E.A-D
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:31
CONTENT:
Well before I did any drugs I researched shit from totse/erowid for a year. Thought I knew a whole lot but not even near as much as 5 years of actual experiance.
POSTER: notapplicable
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:32
CONTENT:
I've learned of and seen many, many things which I would never have known of normally. An unusual part of humanity really comes out in TOTSE, unless you just read SG in which case you'd think most of the world consists of stupid, ignorant assholes. No offense to anyone of course. If you're a stupid, ingorant asshole you should be proud of it, cuz that'll be about all you have going for you.
POSTER: War_Lord
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:33
CONTENT:
How to make more pyro works..
POSTER: MomentaryLapseOfReason
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 22:33
CONTENT:
I've learned that there's truly things worth living for, and that life can change so quickly, sometimes for the worse, and sometimes much better.
POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:37
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:
I've learned that there's truly things worth living for, and that life can change so quickly, sometimes for the worse, and sometimes much better.
Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.
POSTER: Ho ho ho Green Giant
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:40
CONTENT:
That people generally don't give a shit when it comes down it.
POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:41
CONTENT:
Looks like you've read the book, and missed the point dude.
POSTER: negative_zero
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:42
CONTENT:
How to hack Hotmail.
POSTER: ChickenOfDoom
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:44
CONTENT:
that it helps to put toilet paper down before you poop, that relationships give people a lot of problems, that racists actually do exist, what parts are good to put into a computer, etc.
POSTER: transformers
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:53
CONTENT:
having tits will advance many aspects of my life.
POSTER: Mouse
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:02
CONTENT:
Totse taught me to take drugs and make bombs. I'm busy preparing for guerilla warfare when England is invaded by the Russians, Arabs and Chinese, so totse is my bible for that.
POSTER: cense
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 23:13
CONTENT:
People are stupid and ugly.
POSTER: jvm222
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:15
CONTENT:
alot of people have bad hygiene.
POSTER: Jaimie
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:16
CONTENT:
...A shitload, now that you ask.
All of which has been mentioned in this thread, except maybe for something I haven't thought of.
It's almost all been good for me, though. Who would have thought that... about TOTSE? That's crazy.
POSTER: The Tormentor
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:25
CONTENT:
how to make an EMP bomb and random drug stuff
POSTER: Lovecraft
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:40
CONTENT:
Never trust a black man.
POSTER: Klavier
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:08
CONTENT:
That trolls really do exist, but instead of living under a birdge they live here.
Also, that molotovs, raid, and murder/suicide can solve any problem.
POSTER: Syphon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:18
CONTENT:
How to evade your enemies. How to kill those you've evaded.
POSTER: jamaica0535
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:32
CONTENT:
a general knowlege of how to make high explosives.
a general knowlege of drugs
a general knowlege of how to get revenge
POSTER: pseudouser
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:41
CONTENT:
to move to Canada before all you rascist little nazi fuckers grow up and take over the world.
POSTER: WhyteWydow
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:46
CONTENT:
There are a lot more losers in the world than I ever thought possible.
POSTER: Madeyalook
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:47
CONTENT:
A lot of things I shouldn't know.
quote:Originally posted by Faithless:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.
That too.
POSTER: Violent Monotreme
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:51
CONTENT:
I learned a great deal about....... ummmm stuff?
POSTER: Trooper555
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:55
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Bong-Rippa:
That you are gay
i second this!
POSTER: bain surgeon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:59
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by pseudouser:
to move to Canada before all you rascist little nazi fuckers grow up and take over the world.
I also just realized/learned this.
POSTER: Heck_Tate
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:01
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl exactly a shitload of gay porn and my parents standing within 10 feet of me is no good
POSTER: Heck_Tate
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:09
CONTENT:
if jesus came back i'd fight him. just for fun. he'd probably win but how many people can say they fought jesus?
POSTER: ShqipTAR
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:10
CONTENT:
I learned proper English from Totse.
POSTER: DonMuttoni
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:17
CONTENT:
That no matter how much you pwn, someone will always pwn better... that person is Shotties
POSTER: Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:22
CONTENT:
goaste
POSTER: DEADBEATDAD
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:25
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl POSTER: kinship
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:25
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
I learned proper English from Totse.
This ain't no fucking english class.
POSTER: DA
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:31
CONTENT:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.
I've learned that people aren't as interested in me saving the kittens, they're interested on whether I'll stick my penis into them or eat them afterwards.
{DA}
POSTER: pyrogeek
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:33
CONTENT:
Never, ever click on links here, especially tinyurls. How to make explosives. Don't trust Anarchist Cookbook. Lots of other stuff.
POSTER: Borat
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:55
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by negative_zero:
How to hack Hotmail.
Do you remember small tits?
POSTER: SAScukieMunster
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:06
CONTENT:
You can't always trust chrome's approval ratings.
POSTER: HTA_37
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:08
CONTENT:
Alot of things.
POSTER: Cool by Association
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:10
CONTENT:
I've learned that there are many arseholes in need of cleansing...sick dirty mofos, makes me feel like a king in comparison.
POSTER: natkidcole
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:17
CONTENT:
that there ARE other complete fucking losers out there, im not the only one...intelligent losers, but not nerds :P
POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:25
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by DA:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.
Umm thanks.
POSTER: Dystopic_Figure
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:28
CONTENT:
Always read posts before clicking on the link and: DONT FUCK UP
POSTER: DerDrache
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:28
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by kinship:
This ain't no fucking english class.
POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:30
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by kinship:
This ain't no fucking english class.
*English.
Obviously not.
POSTER: asma123
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:33
CONTENT:
Page 2
POSTER: Cboys
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:34
CONTENT:
Links = g0atse.
POSTER: Do_Me22
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:36
CONTENT:
I learned everything you don't learn in school
POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:38
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Do_Me22:
I learned everything you don't learn in school
You've learnt a lot then.
POSTER: Sentinel
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:38
CONTENT:
So much. Sooooo much.... I can't even list it all. Totse took me in as a scrawny little worthless teenage fag and here I stand, a pyro-building, metal-casting, chainmaille-wearing, potato cannon-wielding man! I have WAY too many hobbies, I know tons of stuff about every single subject from methamphetamine manufacture to identity theft to quantum mechanics. I have seen the darker side of man; I have seen the pieces of the mind that are usually hidden from sight but come out on the internet. Racism is alive and kicking, as is idiocy, illiteracy, and inability to use a keyboard. Store-bought things are good, but nothing is better than Do-it-yourself! Blackcats are fun, but homemade salutes are more fun!
I love you guys. Sometimes I hate some of you but all in all...I LOVE TOTSE!
POSTER: livet0die
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:47
CONTENT:
fuck the police
POSTER: zuperxtreme
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:59
CONTENT:
that there are a lot of sick people in our world..
explosives
that we should all be exterminated and do everyone/everything a favor..
but the again..
there are things like
quote:
Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.
that makes you think we may have a chance..
peace
POSTER: Jarhead1
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:02
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl POSTER: ark_gamer
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:42
CONTENT:
I don't shock anymore. Totse has taken care of that problem.
My typing speed is up.
I use the word "nigger" fluently.
I now know never to post threads bragging about having sex.
I am even more of a wiseass then before I came to totse.
I learned how to pwn n00bs.
POSTER: KrossFalquo
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:50
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by zuperxtreme:
that there are a lot of sick people in our world..
explosives
that we should all be exterminated and do everyone/everything a favor..
but the again..
there are things like
Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.
that makes you think we may have a chance..
peace
Date Registered: 02-27-2006
Status: Regular
Total Posts: 14
STFU
POSTER: StreetThug
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 05:23
CONTENT:
I learned everything from totse
POSTER: DonMuttoni
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 05:27
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:
So much. Sooooo much.... I can't even list it all. Totse took me in as a scrawny little worthless teenage fag and here I stand, a pyro-building, metal-casting, chainmaille-wearing, potato cannon-wielding man! I have WAY too many hobbies, I know tons of stuff about every single subject from methamphetamine manufacture to identity theft to quantum mechanics. I have seen the darker side of man; I have seen the pieces of the mind that are usually hidden from sight but come out on the internet. Racism is alive and kicking, as is idiocy, illiteracy, and inability to use a keyboard. Store-bought things are good, but nothing is better than Do-it-yourself! Blackcats are fun, but homemade salutes are
more fun!
I love you guys. Sometimes I hate some of you but all in all…I LOVE TOTSE!Yet you still can't get laid
POSTER: plainclothescop
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:02
CONTENT:
The world is full of chronic liars.
POSTER: orionw88
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:11
CONTENT:
I learned how to pick a cheap combo lock. haha. That's how I found totse. It was a good year before I found the forum though. :
POSTER: Megalodon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:12
CONTENT:
this planet's weakness
POSTER: Aft3r ImaGe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 12:57
CONTENT:
The meaning of life
POSTER: Garrett
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:02
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Heck_Tate:
if jesus came back i'd fight him. just for fun. he'd probably win but how many people can say they fought jesus?
Ceaser. Judas.
His track records not too good.
POSTER: Ich
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:07
CONTENT:
Potato salad can be used as a lubricant.
And that the people here actually enjoy drinking beer that tastes like urine.
I am in freaking Germany.
POSTER: Misguided Russian
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:45
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl TnyUrl preview owns you.
POSTER: insomniac5027
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:50
CONTENT:
I have learned nothing from your puny insignificant website.
POSTER: deathbyshotgun
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 14:02
CONTENT:
ive only been here for two days and i've already learned pretty much everything i weanted to know about marijuana. (one of the reasons i joined)
plus ppl at totse actually have useful information no useless bullshit*
*=with the exception of everything tuc says...
POSTER: Mantikore
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 14:34
CONTENT:
pyro
not to click on random picture links of people's girlfriends
a heck of lot of ways to make fun of blacks
POSTER: Trousersnake
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 16:10
CONTENT:
I learnt what the term "true friend" means. I've met a lot of people on totse and built good relationships with them both here and on msn.
These are people that are interesting and in short fun to talk to and get to know. I hope anyone who I'm talking about who is reading this knows that I'm talking about them.
