mom says i opened a can if whoop ass on her when I was shitfaced

1. 2018-11-17 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm calling bullshit. If not maple crown royal ain't my drink. Or I should should just smoke weed with it...but thats why I got shitfaced to begin with cause I was pissed I didnt have any weed.
2. 2018-11-17 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You benzo abusing fuck you
3. 2018-11-17 at 3 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Whoop ass comes in recyclable bottles now.
4. 2018-11-17 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   Nigger Stole My Bike Houston
   Strange thing to lie about.
5. 2018-11-17 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   You can also earn Air Miles Reward Miles when you purchase your whoop ass bottles at participating stores.
6. 2018-11-17 at 3:23 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Where is the free refill machine?
7. 2018-11-17 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   They are stationed at several pharmacy and grocery chains across North America, including Walmart, to name but one.
   
   It dispenses whoop ass in it's natural gaseous state, so you need to decompress it when you want to release it on somebody.
8. 2018-11-17 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Maybe he'll get behind me in line at WalMart.
9. 2018-11-17 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Just be mindful of the whoop ass WHMIS sheet specifications. It is highly flammable and corrosive to human skin when liquified. I used to work at a whoop ass manufacturing plant and we had a few incidents, sadly.
10. 2018-11-17 at 5:20 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's going after LSD's belt
11. 2018-11-17 at 5:44 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Item 9 I'm calling bullshit. If not maple crown royal ain't my drink. Or I should should just smoke weed with it…but thats why I got shitfaced to begin with cause I was pissed I didnt have any weed.

    
    I spanked her ass, just before I put this tool in it..
12. 2018-11-17 at 5:53 PM UTC

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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Where was dad?
13. 2018-11-17 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Where was dad?

    
    in the closet wearing a cape
14. 2018-11-17 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    With jumper cables attached to his nipples and an ice cream scoop jammed up his ass.
15. 2018-11-17 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Does he wanna buy a batman mask, only 10 dollar?
    
    
    
    .
16. 2018-11-17 at 9:42 PM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ With jumper cables attached to his nipples and an ice cream scoop jammed up his ass.

    
    lmao