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2016-11-04 at 10:57 AM UTCI rarely post on degenerate internet slums anymore because I feel no need to flourish creepy pedophiles and paint-drinking flat-earthers (and TLN who I think tries really hard 2 maek a laff) with my healing spring of innovative ideas. The only connection I have to this website anymore is to type "sploo" into the search bar. Sadly, I am but a mere human, so I do this often out of boredom. I don't give a fuck about any post enough to not tl;dr the entire internet, but I do like being involved in conversations. So you can casually drop my name if you're expecting my response, or use this trendy buzzword "coughgel bundy" or "suvenyhoy". Raj fell out of favor after I realized saying his name is like inviting the devil into my home. So any questions, comments before I again delve into the great uncharted? What's one thing you've always really wanted to ask me on a friend to friend personal level? So now my compulsive search cycle will consist of "sploo" "coughgel bundy" and "suvenyhoy".
In my spare time I formed another cult Coldy Coughsters and the Spicy Scenario, which activated PrivacyCunt's pheromones (she commented on it :o) which will hopefully compensate for sending her an IQ pussle on FB in autism delirium like 6 months ago.
Regarding college, three things happened. Today I told some kid to stfu and then called him a faggot because he said I'm funny. The other day I wrote a help me note in hieroglyphs to some kid because he was annoying me with a laser pointer. And I started following this spanish girl around campus, when I sat in front of her she gave me a look like I was about to rape her.
Also, Sophie I read that post about you using the "Sploo analogy" for -Spectral, I'd appreciate it if you'd just admit my everything level is over 9,000,000,0000,00000.
Also, I still tell Ashley I'm going to kill her basically literally every day.
My new track just dropped :^)
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2016-11-04 at 12:28 PM UTCBut what about the dustmite sockweed
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2016-11-04 at 12:52 PM UTCI frequently post on dilapidated internet slums daily because I have no life and chain smoking amphetamines and huffing solvent has broke my brain. Zongo. The only FRENCH connection I have to this vvebsite anymore is to press new topics 100 times a day. I'm a robot, You're all meat bags. I read the entire internet while high on meth over a year ago now, I get panic attacks when I don't post anonymously. I frequently change names and identities and reinvent myself, my only constants are buzzdrugs "crankamphetamine" or "wepe". Zongo fell into favor after I drew a pentagram on my wall with my dead cats blood and prayed for fire every day until halloween when I smoked the rest of my meth and then my old house exploded. So any questions, comments can pound fucking sand. Fuck all of you. I have to go to work and make money for a million dollar company now. I hope this place isn't here when I get back.
See you all on TC tonight where I will dissolve benadryl pills in xylene and shoot it up on cam. Regarding my job, three things happened. Yesterday I found a tank of Argon in a locked cage. The other day I brought a box cutter into the lunch room to open an orange and it freaked everyone out because we had active shooter mass murder training earlier that morning. Also all the girls that work in the office are sexy as FUCK. Theres this one asian girl that only wears purple and she eats with chopsticks, sleeps during lunch and always lays her entire upper body on the table and lays her head down. I find it very attractive.
something something "scron analogy"
Time to go make some money and dream of amphetamines. I pulled up 5 years later in a drop top six.
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2016-11-04 at 12:57 PM UTCIs there any drug Mr. Happy hasn't done?
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2016-11-04 at 1:11 PM UTCYup. I have money set aside for when weed becomes legal I'm gonna purchase a few kilograms of JWH, THJ and AM2201 and spray it onto my outdoor weed and sell on the darknet.
Happy friday to you sploo, you haven't missed much. This place is dying along with the rest of the networld. Real life society is also breaking down subtly but I'm sure you already figured this out long ago. Do you drink coffee in the mornings? I'm having a coffee now, and I started smoking.
Zod Bless you. May We all pull up 5 years later in drop top sixes.
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2016-11-04 at 1:25 PM UTCWhy don't you just spray it on damiana leaf or tobacco for added addictive properties. The real money lies in banshee dust blends. The fabled combination of RC drugs with detrimental effects to society never before fathomable by humankind. The election is rigged, Thot Patrol party to the death. Menergy drinks only for me.
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2016-11-04 at 1:35 PM UTCI'm looking at stuff to add to the mix that will make it addictive. Maybe I can even sell them pre rolled like the tobacco industry.
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2016-11-04 at 3:36 PM UTCI am invoked.
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2016-11-05 at 12:38 AM UTCI don't remember clicking the cuck button. I think I have MPD
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2016-11-05 at 12:52 AM UTC"coughgel bundy" is a pretty sweet nickname. Is that after Ted Bundy, the serial killer?
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2016-11-05 at 1:28 AM UTC
Only 90's kids know who this isThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-05 at 4:53 AM UTC
I rarely post on degenerate internet slums anymore because I feel no need to flourish creepy pedophiles and paint-drinking flat-earthers (and TLN who I think tries really hard 2 maek a laff) with my healing spring of innovative ideas. The only connection I have to this website anymore is to type "sploo" into the search bar. Sadly, I am but a mere human, so I do this often out of boredom. I don't give a fuck about any post enough to not tl;dr the entire internet, but I do like being involved in conversations. So you can casually drop my name if you're expecting my response, or use this trendy buzzword "coughgel bundy" or "suvenyhoy". Raj fell out of favor after I realized saying his name is like inviting the devil into my home. So any questions, comments before I again delve into the great uncharted? What's one thing you've always really wanted to ask me on a friend to friend personal level? So now my compulsive search cycle will consist of "sploo" "coughgel bundy" and "suvenyhoy".
In my spare time I formed another cult Coldy Coughsters and the Spicy Scenario, which activated PrivacyCunt's pheromones (she commented on it :o) which will hopefully compensate for sending her an IQ pussle on FB in autism delirium like 6 months ago.
Regarding college, three things happened. Today I told some kid to stfu and then called him a faggot because he said I'm funny. The other day I wrote a help me note in hieroglyphs to some kid because he was annoying me with a laser pointer. And I started following this spanish girl around campus, when I sat in front of her she gave me a look like I was about to rape her.
Also, Sophie I read that post about you using the "Sploo analogy" for -Spectral, I'd appreciate it if you'd just admit my everything level is over 9,000,000,0000,00000.
Also, I still tell Ashley I'm going to kill her basically literally every day.
My new track just dropped :^)
yeah i'm pretty sure your virgin pheromones wont activate pc's pheromones. -
2016-11-05 at 4:56 AM UTCYou're right, she needs herpes hormones to get off nowadays with all these bitches calling their bfs daddy
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2016-11-05 at 5:14 AM UTCBtw I'm counting down for your inevitable and pathetic death
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2016-11-05 at 10:36 AM UTCYou have become base
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2016-11-05 at 3:19 PM UTCI know I'm right, better get that dick up your virgin ass soon, son.
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2016-11-07 at 4:14 PM UTCI'd add the fuck out of you on facebook sploo. No longer so paranoid of facebook it keeps me behind 11 whonixes at night. Basically you and inb4lock are the only people I can think of worth talking to. Much has changed in my life and I hope you are progressing well.
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2016-11-08 at 1:05 AM UTC
I'd add the fuck out of you on facebook sploo. No longer so paranoid of facebook it keeps me behind 11 whonixes at night. Basically you and inb4lock are the only people I can think of worth talking to. Much has changed in my life and I hope you are progressing well.
The last time I gave you PI my computer was system32'd in 2 hours. It was one of the most bisexual things anyone has ever done to me. -
2016-11-08 at 1:33 AM UTCsploo is nigeer and a haf.
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2016-11-08 at 7:38 PM UTC
The last time I gave you PI my computer was system32'd in 2 hours. It was one of the most bisexual things anyone has ever done to me.
I don't even know how/what system32ing someone is I use max and Linux just pm me so I don't have to type your name and I'll make it up to you bb. Is system32 stripping a windows computer to the bios? I really don't know. I do know I want to hold you for five whole week days and caress your skin like bubble wrap, no homo
