Are you Rural, Urban, or Suburban?

1. 2018-11-17 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Go back to resetera, pumpkin.

   
   No idea what that is...
2. 2018-11-17 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   I want to sit in a lazyboy recliner with a cat napping on one of the armrests, and classic 90s videos playing on pseudotv live while I vape the marijuanas.
   Then I walk to the kitchen and pull out some chicken and raisu out of the pressure cooker.
   Then I sit down on the toilet in the dark while naked and shit meditatively for an hour.
   It's gonna a be grreeaat.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
3. 2018-11-17 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I want to sit in a lazyboy recliner with a cat napping on one of the armrests, and classic 90s videos playing on pseudotv live while I vape the marijuanas.
   Then I walk to the kitchen and pull out some chicken and raisu out of the pressure cooker.
   Then I sit down on the toilet in the dark while naked and shit meditatively for an hour.
   It's gonna a be grreeaat.

   
   Everyone has their comfort rituals.
4. 2018-11-17 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I did live in the Suburbs once. They were kinda ghetto suburbs, but they were the 'burbs.

   
   Abbotsford bang bang
5. 2018-11-17 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sudo Abbotsford bang bang

   
   Dude, do you legit live in Abbotsford?
   
   I'm in Chilliwack, bruh.
6. 2018-11-17 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Rivotril Houston
   Urban, only in my neighborhood are 150k people and it's just 4 km², that's scary.
7. 2018-11-17 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   ME favela
8. 2018-11-17 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Rivotril Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost ME favela

   It's not a favela, it's too big for a favela. It's in the region of the rich neighborhoods, but from the rich is the poorest. But I'm ok here, I live in one of the most safe parts.
9. 2018-11-17 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #29
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   I dunno, I have barn and it's all farmland around me but I live 10 mins outside Edmonton.
10. 2018-11-17 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've always lived in an urban environment, but I always fuck off to the woods or desert to get away from it all temporarily.
11. 2018-11-17 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I've always lived in an urban environment, but I always fuck off to the woods or desert to get away from it all temporarily.

    
    ive never been to a desert. :(
12. 2018-11-17 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ive never been to a desert. :(

    
    I just happened to live in a place where nature around urban centers was mostly desert. Fucking off to the woods is much better in terms of shelter and survival. I will say tho, that finding porcupine needles and seeing giant liserds () in the desert is cool. Its cool until you want to find some shade so you go under a rocky overhang to find shade, but then so do all the other dangerous creatures.
    
    Get guns, go innawoods, learn your environment. Should civil unrest happen and a foreign power intervenes, be sure to be a useful local guide to them.
13. 2018-11-17 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Get guns, go innawoods, learn your environment. Should civil unrest happen and a foreign power intervenes, be sure to be a useful local guide to them.

    
    the first thing they look for probably be pocahontas.
14. 2018-11-17 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Urban but I'm moving to the rural area of town in a few weeks.
    
    Sadly with urban areas comes lots of roaches (handsome and well tanned individuals).
    Last night I saw two sand niggers at the gas station and I was staring at them I think there was a woman in the car while saaid was filling the tank up, the sandwhore started yelling in a wigger voice "what?what?" unless that was somebody else.
    This is my home town btw, Midwest all American place, sandniggers have no business being here this isn't fucking Pakistan.
    If they think they will ever come here and force their customs onto us I will personally burn down their mosque with flammable bacon.

    
    You don't think anybody should travel outside of their own town, like ever then?
    
    
    
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15. 2021-08-19 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #35
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I want to sit in a lazyboy recliner with a cat napping on one of the armrests, and classic 90s videos playing on pseudotv live while I vape the marijuanas.
    Then I walk to the kitchen and pull out some chicken and raisu out of the pressure cooker.
    Then I sit down on the toilet in the dark while naked and shit meditatively for an hour.
    It's gonna a be grreeaat.