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pretty sure there is a secret vault in my apartment

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    Okay, maybe its not a vault but in one spot in my apartment under the carpet is about a 6X6 area that has some give. I have given some inspection to the questionable location and really cannot determine what it may be. My apartment block is known to house some shady individuals so is it possible there is a hidden safe containing unimaginable riches right under my feet?

    I dont know lads. Just like I dont know how to lay carpet. The thing about my lease agreement is that I literally cant do anything to the apartment. even my land lord has to send people out to change batteries in the smoke detectors and shit. On top of that my girlfriend would be pissed if she came home one day and I had ripped open a massive patch of carpet. So what I need to figure out is how to get at this thing and fix it right back up as if nothing ever happened.

    So i guess my point is, if any of you niggas know how to lay carpet you should give me some advice.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I only know how to lay pipe, sorry.
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    Thats another skill I could benefit from. You know, if I dont get the carpet down in time ;)
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Okay, maybe its not a vault but in one spot in my apartment under the carpet is about a 6X6 area that has some give. I have given some inspection to the questionable location and really cannot determine what it may be. My apartment block is known to house some shady individuals so is it possible there is a hidden safe containing unimaginable riches right under my feet?


    probably a belt made of nipples or similar
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    probably a belt made of nipples or similar

    I hope so. I need a new belt and nipples are in style round these parts.
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    Xray the floor.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Dude.. Just go to the nearest corner wall and pull out the staples holding it down and roll the carpet up from there to the location. When you're done, and simply discovered that the area is just rotted the plywood in the area likely due to a roof leak/slow leaking water pipe, roll it back. Restaple/glue it back down. Tafuckingda! If you find treasure, I get a cut for being the genius who helped you figure out how to roll up a carpet.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Get a ten pound hammer and take it to the floor, for science.
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    It's good to take a day or two off of the meth once in a while

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    Your floor is just rotted from moisture.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's good to take a day or two off of the meth once in a while

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    Your floor is just rotted from moisture.

    What are you doing with fifty cal rounds.
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    What are you doing with fifty cal rounds.

    They make break-barrel uppers for AR15s now and I was going to get one at one point

    Shit's too expensive though
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    They make break-barrel uppers for AR15s now and I was going to get one at one point

    Shit's too expensive though

    I see, wish i could legally own firearms.
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    It's good to take a day or two off of the meth once in a while

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    Your floor is just rotted from moisture.

    if thats directed at me I dont do meth.
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    I see, wish i could legally own firearms.

    Damn, that sucks.

    Can't you join a gun club and after a couple years you can buy one?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Damn, that sucks.

    Can't you join a gun club and after a couple years you can buy one?

    I think its because the area where he lives, nobody can legally own one..

    I'm unfortunately not allowed to own one and I live in texas
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    I think its because the area where he lives, nobody can legally own one..

    I'm unfortunately not allowed to own one and I live in texas

    AFAIK in the Netherlands you can have one but you have to be an established member (like 2+ years) of a gun club with no serious crimes.

    Apparently the police keep checks on you if you have one though and you have to have a very secure place for it.

    And self defense is not a legal reason to own a gun there

    I don't know about Texas but in SC if you have non-violent crimes which disqualify you from firearm ownership and you're clean for ten years you can apply for reinstatement of gun rights
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