Predict the Future

1. 2018-11-16 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #1
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Please state exact dates and events.
   
   November 17th, 2018: Lanny will lose his virginity to a dark and dashing figure named Harold.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-11-16 at 10:23 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   February 3rd 2019: Lanny is tested and found to be HIV positive.
3. 2018-11-16 at 11:02 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Friday, November 16, 2018 at 5:01 pm.CST someone will learn that one of his hero linebackers of the NFL Dallas Cowboys is a Cowgirl.
4. 2018-11-16 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #4
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   One point five seconds from now, I will push the Submit button.
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   • Fluttershy
5. 2018-11-16 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #5
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Can you believe it?
   
   Jeff Rohrer is a homosexual.
   
   Within the next hour I will take a drink of water.
6. 2018-11-17 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #6
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Obbe February 3rd 2019: Lanny is tested and found to be HIV positive.

   
   February 8th, 2019: Lanny attempts suicide after finding out he spread HIV to his mother due to being one badass mother fucker.
7. 2018-11-17 at 12:38 AM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   I predict that on New Year's Eve Lanny goes to a costume party dressed as a court jester and brings all you inferior motherfuckers to tears.
8. 2018-11-17 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #8
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   I predict by 2066 there will be no more souls born on earth
9. 2018-11-17 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #9
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG Please state exact dates and events.
   
   November 17th, 2018: Lanny will lose his virginity to a dark and dashing figure named Harold.

   
   And it will be a threesome with an Indian fellow named Kumar.
10. 2018-11-17 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #10
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At 2018-11-17 at 4:30 AM UTC I will post: "Hello"
11. 2018-11-17 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #11
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Hello
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    • GGG
12. 2018-11-17 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #12
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?
    
    That's some Nastradamus shit right there.
13. 2018-11-17 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #13
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's how the demons (bad aliens) "tell the future". They don't really tell the future, but they make it appear as if they did. They say something will happen and then they themselves just make it happen. That gets people to trust them, because those people are too stupid to see the trick.
14. 2018-11-17 at 4:35 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's how the demons (bad aliens) "tell the future". They don't really tell the future, but they make it appear as if they did. They say something will happen and then they themselves just make it happen. That gets people to trust them, because those people are too stupid to see the trick.

    
    Are you being real talk or just lulz?
15. 2018-11-17 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Are you being real talk or just lulz?

    
    Real. The bad aliens can't really tell the future, but they have a very detailed and well-thought plan already, so they know basically what they are going to do.
16. 2018-11-17 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Real. The bad aliens can't really tell the future, but they have a very detailed and well-thought plan already, so they know basically what they are going to do.

    
    But aliens are Hollywood fiction, tho.
    
    Now E.T., The Extra Terrestrial, his ass is real.
    
    I roll with him from time to time.
    
    But all those grey-headed, reptilioid "ancient" aliens ain't real.
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    • GGG
17. 2018-11-17 at 7:24 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    2018-12-09 at 12:31 PM - infininy is unbanned for a few hours before being rebanned again,
18. 2018-11-18 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #18
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    within the next month or so MbS will be forced to step down to preserve US-Saudi weapons contracts.
    
    If we're betting on specifics, I think his replacement will be Ahmad bin Abdulaziz and we'll say MbS steps down on... 1/12. First of the month.
19. 2018-11-18 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Trump
20. 2018-11-18 at 6:56 AM UTC

    #20
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I will create the most popular app ever made, beating out Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
    
    I will then use my near-infinite riches to buy a small island and call it Totse island, and move everyone from NIS over there.
    
    Exact date: Hmm, June 15th, 2021.