2018-11-14 at 5:57 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
In your what? Is that fag talk for handbag these days?
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2018-11-14 at 6:05 PM UTC
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2018-11-14 at 9:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor
u did that to me id make u fucken eat it bitch ps i always use a mirror to check so i wouldnt even get pranked bro
I'd wait for you in the bushes and when you looked down at your mirror to check and then saw I had put poo on your HAMDLE you'd look around and there I'd be, with more poo, and a mask, and I'd slap a powerful handful of shit into your face and run off. Plus you'd still have to clean off your handle.
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2018-11-14 at 9:05 PM UTC
i would get OC spray from my satchel and light ur face up with it
when you were running off i would lasso you
2018-11-14 at 9:10 PM UTC
I would have a mirror so I could see you trying to lasso me and id juke and jive and tuck and roll and you'd miss me and yell out 'dang darn it!!!' super loud it'd echo through the streets and I'd giggle and do a Bill Krozby laugh then id do a secret whistle and suddenly my daykrew of boys would appear in the rooftops around you and all hurl prepared balls of fresh poops at you until you were so full of shit you couldn't even see straight and then I'd come back and be like hey man no hard feelings just wanted you to learn a lesson and then we'd shake hands
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2018-11-14 at 9:15 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
"I'll do a Bill Krozby laugh" - quality lol
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2018-11-14 at 9:21 PM UTC
now youre just trying to one-up me
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