When you're getting a blowjob from a worm

1. 2018-11-14 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And the worm is like barely bigger than your dick but it's bigger and it sucks it and then your dick fills the worm up so full it's like "woow I'm full of dick" and the worm is way bigger than it was to begin with and then another worm comes along and eats the first worm with the dick in it its like getting a double blowjob kinda
2. 2018-11-14 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   you're trying too hard, mmq.
   
   LMRAO
3. 2018-11-14 at 12:51 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nigga u think I'm trying?
   
   LMDOkBaoAo!
4. 2018-11-14 at 12:53 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by mmQ Nigga u think I'm trying?
   
   LMDOkBaoAo!

   
   Actually?
   
   Yes, darlink.
5. 2018-11-14 at 12:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cupocheer Actually?
   
   Yes, darlink.

   
   Why thst? A WORM bj isn't hard to come by
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6. 2018-11-14 at 1 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by mmQ Nigga u think I'm trying?

   
   Read what you typed, please.
   
   My answer is: Yes.
   
   
   
   
   
   interns --- whew (smfh)
7. 2018-11-14 at 1:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ And the worm is like barely bigger than your dick but it's bigger and it sucks it and then your dick fills the worm up so full it's like "woow I'm full of dick" and the worm is way bigger than it was to begin with and then another worm comes along and eats the first worm with the dick in it its like getting a double blowjob kinda

   
   It's moments like that that make you proud to be an American huh.
8. 2018-11-14 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cupocheer Read what you typed, please.
   
   My answer is: Yes.
   
   
   
   
   
   interns — whew (smfh)

   
   Lol you've never gotten a worm blowjob
9. 2018-11-14 at 1:12 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   WRONG!
   
   
   I've never gotten a blow job.
10. 2018-11-14 at 1:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's moments like that that make you proud to be an American huh.

    
    I've never been a proud American. LMRAO
11. 2018-11-14 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    LMRAO
    
    Hes never been a him, either?
12. 2018-11-14 at 1:19 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The real question is have you ever given a worm a blowjob? 🐛
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cupocheer, 
    • mmQ
13. 2018-11-14 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Thank you for your real question: No.
14. 2018-11-14 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala The real question is have you ever given a worm a blowjob? 🐛

    
    I've sucked my own dick so yes.
15. 2018-11-14 at 1:25 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by mmQ I've sucked my own dick so yes.

    
    How is Richard, mmq; now that you mention him?
16. 2018-11-14 at 1:25 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Cup, how many years as his been since you've had your bean tongue flicked?
17. 2018-11-14 at 1:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I've sucked my own dick so yes.

    
    Lies. You’d roll over and die and cry trying to do this.
18. 2018-11-14 at 1:27 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cup, how many years as his been since you've had your bean tongue flicked?

    
    Red beans and rice
19. 2018-11-14 at 1:27 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cup, how many years as his been since you've had your bean tongue flicked?

    
    About as long as you are short, dear.
20. 2018-11-14 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer About as long as you are short, dear.

    
    Well I'm 6'4" so...