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  1. #1
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    ITT: We start a country. We are going to begin from scratch. Every post has the power to write a law, but nobody can repeal a law without three posters who vote on it. You cannot write two laws in a row. Please number all laws. Subsections may be added if you want to edit a law which has already been posted, so long as you aren't messing with the original law. Kind of like corrupt a wish.


    The constitution may only be amended by three posters in agreement. All laws written must abide by the constitution. This is the constitution:

    "We the people of niggasin.space, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic violence, provide the common shitpost, promote the general welfare of niggers, and secure the blessings of the liberty to post, do ordain and establish this constitution for our proud nation of niggasin.space."

    #1- No jedis. All jedis are exiled from from niggasin.space. Anybody who is jedi is now no longer allowed to make laws or vote to repeal.

    #2- We must facilitate cooperative perspectives without going off topic with the thread that were made from the original poster

    #3- No gods, no masters.

    #4- You may not dismantle the government.

    #5- Clothes are optional.
    5A- But not for fat girls. Fat is determined by a 3 man panel.

    #6- If accused of a jailable crime, you go straight to court. No waiting in jail.

    #7- All citizens are required to register with the state before engaging in coitus with a partner of the opposite sex, regardless of protection or contraceptives.

    #8- Everyone has to make mmq food whenever he asks for it.

    #9- All poisons are legal and putting them in someones food is also legal.

    #10- If you can beat Mario 64 without dying, you get out of prison irregardless of the crime you were sentenced for.

    #11- Founder must be sacrified to appease angry citizen mob.
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  2. #2
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    no jedis
  3. #3
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by snab_snib no jedis

    Law #1- No jedis.

    All jedis are exiled from from niggasin.space. Anybody who is jedi is now no longer allowed to make laws or vote to repeal.
  4. #4
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    We must facilitate cooperative perspectives without going off topic with the thread that were made from the original poster.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    No laws
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  6. #6
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Beer is the official drink of NIS. Dilly dilly!
  7. #7
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost No laws

    You can't have a law that says no laws.

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Beer is the official drink of NIS. Dilly dilly!

    This isn't a law. You can force us to drink beer or make us pay beer tax or make beer illegal, but beer being an official drink doesn't govern us like a law is supposed to.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's not a law it's part of the constitution.
  9. #9
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost It's not a law it's part of the constitution.

    get out
  10. #10
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost It's not a law it's part of the constitution.

    Yea! One of those things that aren't really in there but it's there!
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG get out

    That's not a law
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  12. #12
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I sense lawlessness.
  13. #13
    HTS highlight reel
    No gods, no masters.
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  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Ghost No laws

    seconded, this would now take 6 votes to repeal, and officially nullifies all other rules
  15. #15
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You guys are breaking law #2.

    If you can't play the game I'm going to have the gestapo on you.
  16. #16
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS No gods, no masters.

    Law 3.
  17. #17
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    #4- You may not dismantle the government.
  18. #18
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    HTS you were really fucking close there.
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG You guys are breaking law #2.

    If you can't play the game I'm going to have the gestapo on you.

    I suggested an anarchist amendment in the constitution and you started going off topic.

    You broke your own laws which is further proof that laws just bog down the system and penalize people for unnecessary reasons.

    Anarcho Communism is truly the best system.
  20. #20
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    law one two and three are against rule 0 which states: no laws , and heretofore are all invalid henceforth
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