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Today I’m giving out free hugs to everyone.

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    Free Drugs when
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drugs not hugs
  3. #23
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Feeling Down? Is it because it’s Monday? Having a bad day? Weather is frigid and you’re feeling annoyed? Need that body heat? Depressed? Don’t fear, D is here to make all your problems subside for a brief moment. Come take this hug, as a token of sincerity, from the sexy tiger who cares for about 2 minutes of your miserable life. There, there. Let it all out, if you want. Time is ticking. If you feel a poke, don’t feel startled. It’s just my penis. Yep. Just my penis.


    are you Zok by chance? Tiger got out of the cage but wasn't what you expected? :/
  4. #24
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    that face on the tiger is pretty amazing. one of the few times that a tiger is in the mood to find its adoptive family in netflix n chill mode. which is prolly less than 1% of the time. I mean you can change him or her into this mode at any time of the day or night but it doesn't stay in this mode for long. you still can't turn your back to the cat. that may sudden urge to pounce?
  5. #25
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    So here is the plan. We rent some land outside of say Killdeerr, ND. and we find a lot that is rigged next door. and we pretend we're just digging a waterwell. and we then 45 degree into the other neighbors well and secretly at night pull 10k gallons into a truck which we place a fake trailer over the tanker and paint Walmart on the fucking side of it.. we take it to the refinery and we make 75 bucks per 55 gallons.


    What could go wrong!?


    I really thing that is what people do though. it's a shit show out there in ND.. I think Homesteaders should get first dibs but this includes families who go all the way back to the late 1880s or even early 1900s.


    how hard is it to dig in permafrost? :| (im joking in case anyone tries to think this is serious business)
  6. #26
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Let me know when its free massage day 😜

    Today is certainly free massage day for teehee only. You get the special request. Now, I won’t jump to rash conclusions and insinuate that your massage is requested from me. It could be from someone else. But if it is me, I’d like to know. Sorry for being foolish. 👅
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