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RIP Stanley

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    The famous comic book icon Stanley has died.

    God rest his soul.

  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy shit.

    The dude was a legend, not just in the comic book industry, but much more broadly.

    RIP in deed.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Such is the plight of life.
  4. #4
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Yeah Iw as gonna post something about him. I think he was not just an anthiest but he then joined up with Satan's clque.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    The closest thing I ever read to a comic was when I read something in comic sans font
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  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost The closest thing I ever read to a comic was when I read something in comic sans font

    Awww you never read Garflied?
  7. #7
    now its stanless.
  8. #8
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Fuck him



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  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Awww you never read Garflied?

    I meant a SUPERHERO comic man.
  10. #10
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    It's kinda pathetic to be crying about some 95 year old jedi who made comic books for children.
  11. #11
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    BTW if you're an adult who watches a "super hero" film unironically you are a SAD FUCK and everyone knows what a SAD FUCK you are for that.
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  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service BTW if you're an adult who watches a "super hero" film unironically you are a SAD FUCK and everyone knows what a SAD FUCK you are for that.

    eh

    it does kind of bug me how seriously people seem to take them though
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    That triangles meme is weak sauce

  14. #14
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service BTW if you're an adult who watches a "super hero" film unironically you are a SAD FUCK and everyone knows what a SAD FUCK you are for that.

    good.

    i only watch them ironically.
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  15. #15
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    He was a cuck and his cameos were all fucking garbo
  16. #16
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I really wasn't a fan, but RIP... šŸŒ¹
  17. #17
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now its stanless.

    thas mes'dup :(
  18. #18
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    I watched the 60s Batman and Robin as a kid in the 1970s. it was weird and funny to me. enjoyable I guess.

    but I just don't understand 2 crazes in Hollywood

    Zombies and Superheros. non-fucking-stop for 20 years now? Fuck enough is enough.

    are they prepping us for the Scopolamine/bath salt ZOmbies eating faces and the Great Alien fallen angels to rescue us or destroy us or both?

    it makes you wonder. everything seems a weird "predictive programming" kind of vibe.

    just wondering. lots!
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com are they prepping us for the Scopolamine/bath salt ZOmbies eating faces and the Great Alien fallen angels to rescue us or destroy us or both?

    I've always wanted to trip on scopolamine after reading this

    This experience was so radical I still remember it vividly after 30 years.

    My friends came up on a pallet load of expired drugs from a hospital headed for the hazmat dump site. We went thru the hard stuff MS, Diluadid, Dexoxyn, etc. With a rip roaring drug habit I started digging thru all the little bottles of unknown stuff. Thats when I came across the vial of pure Scopolamine Hydrobromide used for compounding and formulation.

    The Drug Reference said it was used in over the counter sleep tablets, and I needed some sleep bad. I swallowed about Ā½ grain and injected Ā½ grain. BIG MISTAKE.

    It was about 9:00pm and I donā€™t remember much of the next 12 hours. My stepson said I crawled around all night eating lint balls off the shag carpet and mumbled to myself. At times I felt perfect, except I couldnā€™t walk and the hallucinations were so vivid I thought they were real. I was so bad my stepson helped me get to a payphone to call the ambulance but the numbers on the phone were backward like in Russian.

    The fire department came and took me to the ER. My body was like on a PCP overdose, and I could not even stay on the exam bed but kept slipping off onto the floor. It was funny cause I would go from a clear mind to talking to people who were not there. They shot me with valium 3 times to no effect. My heart rate was over 200 and my mouth so dry I could not talk.

    The cops came, accused me of resisting arrest, and put me in a choke hold. After beating my butt right in front of the nurses, they took me to jail and tossed me into the rubber room. There I kept seeing a detective shove his handgun into the cell and pull the trigger. ā€œClickā€ but no shot. He would laugh and pull his hand out. This happened over and over. Then I saw my grandma get thrown into the bull pen right across the hall. I saw the thugs rape her over and over. I was sure I could knock down the cell door and slammed into it with all my weight over and over. It was screaming I would kill those punks and they were all pointing and laughing at me.

    It was 12:00 am the second night, the watch commander opened the cell to check on me at change of shift. I leapt from flat on my back like a cat and bit him so bad he had to go on work comp then retire. After that, they called me the biter. All the time I was in the padded cell I thought I saw pills all over the floor. I kept eating the pills hoping to come down. I thought there was a bowl of valiums in the middle. It was really the crap hole in the rubber room. Gross.

    They took me upstairs the 3rd day to a medical unit. I thought I had a long sword stuck down my pant leg. I was walking with a stiff leg and the cops kept asking why I was walking funny. Over the next 12 hours my toilet was singing do-wop, my towel was Popeyeā€™s kid Sweetpea swinging around the bars, and I was stuck in a standoff between the Hells Angeles and the Black Panthers. I must have killed a dozen men with my sword.

    The third night I was afraid to move because I would set off a war and I was right in the line of fire. I lay frozen for at least 10 hours. The Black Panthers kept throwing dead cats into my cell.

    The fourth morning I had to go to court so Mental Health interviewed me. I denied taking any illicit drug, knew who was president, what day it was, and where I was. I told them everything was fine ā€˜cept they keep throwing dead cats into my cell.

    When I got back to my cell I noticed I could see more clearly, was able to shave (Had to threaten a fellow prisoner with beheading if he didnā€™t give me a razor) and went to court. I mustered every ounce of strength and told the judge it was all a big mistake. My wife had filed a police brutality report over the hospital incident and they let me go.

    It took over a week and a lot of downers for it to wear off completely. I know what it is to be insane and come back. Donā€™t recommend it.
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  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I honestly believe comic books are for nerds/squares like Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons,

    but to all the haters in here, Stan Lee was a fucking legend.

    He deserves some respect.
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