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Got some head tonight & it was outstanding
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2018-11-11 at 5:39 AM UTCThey was hatin on me then and they hatin now
They was playin with me then but they waitin now
Used to sleep inside a den I got acres now
I was fightin niggas then but I'm sprayin now. -
2018-11-11 at 5:44 AM UTCKewl story bro
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2018-11-11 at 6:05 AM UTCVnorberto gives grande head.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-11 at 6:26 AM UTCPull up and ya sprayin' showin' them niggaz you ain't playin'.
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2018-11-11 at 6:31 PM UTCFuckin' bangem and tagem thats how we roll fam
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2018-11-11 at 6:36 PM UTCI got head last night and it was really good but I didn't come and then I washed my dick in a pizza shop bathroom and went and hung out with my gf and fucked her and came. I think it's a psychological thing because I've had trouble coming while cheating before too but all this could be avoided if my gf just gave better head.
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2018-11-11 at 6:47 PM UTCAnd...she'll never find out about your cheating by you writing about it on the web.
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2018-11-11 at 6:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I got head last night and it was really good but I didn't come and then I washed my dick in a pizza shop bathroom and went and hung out with my gf and fucked her and came. I think it's a psychological thing because I've had trouble coming while cheating before too but all this could be avoided if my gf just gave better head.
Lol the one time I cheated in life my shit went limp then the chick rubbed my back saying 'you feel guilty? You're a good person etc'
It was comforting then we went to eat and my chick called me while I was eating a shrimp po boy.
Thank god I got my own now feel that I'm not wrong now tryna find my soul now got me a new pole now got me a new hoe now etc. -
2018-11-11 at 7:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lol the one time I cheated in life my shit went limp then the chick rubbed my back saying 'you feel guilty? You're a good person etc'
It was comforting then we went to eat and my chick called me while I was eating a shrimp po boy.
Thank god I got my own now feel that I'm not wrong now tryna find my soul now got me a new pole now got me a new hoe now etc.
funny story, i met some girl online that kept saying over and ovear (she hit me up first) that she would not fuck me but just wanted to come over and take a nap before she went to work, and I told her sure bring me a chicken mcmuffin.
I started falling asleep (this was like 8 in the morning and had been up all night) and she started bitching about how she wanted to have sex and I told her to leave.
A week later I asked to hang out and went to her place and again she was all over my dick, dick riding.. -
2018-11-11 at 10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby funny story, i met some girl online that kept saying over and ovear (she hit me up first) that she would not fuck me but just wanted to come over and take a nap before she went to work, and I told her sure bring me a chicken mcmuffin.
I started falling asleep (this was like 8 in the morning and had been up all night) and she started bitching about how she wanted to have sex and I told her to leave.
A week later I asked to hang out and went to her place and again she was all over my dick, dick riding.. I went along with it and fucked her and she went to the shower afterwards and i thought id be funny and scare her like "psycho" style and she did scream and told me to leave because she's trying to wash the shame off her because she's cheating on her husband.
I told I'm not fucking leaving and watched tv on her couch until i was ready to go. what a bitch
You made a thread about this it was like 6 months ago -
2018-11-11 at 10:20 PM UTCI got footThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-11 at 11:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby funny story, i met some girl online that kept saying over and ovear (she hit me up first) that she would not fuck me but just wanted to come over and take a nap before she went to work, and I told her sure bring me a chicken mcmuffin.
I started falling asleep (this was like 8 in the morning and had been up all night) and she started bitching about how she wanted to have sex and I told her to leave.
A week later I asked to hang out and went to her place and again she was all over my dick, dick riding.. I went along with it and fucked her and she went to the shower afterwards and i thought id be funny and scare her like "psycho" style and she did scream and told me to leave because she's trying to wash the shame off her because she's cheating on her husband.
I told I'm not fucking leaving and watched tv on her couch until i was ready to go. what a bitch
LOL Doug you're whylin.. you scared a bitch psycho style on the 2nd date after some sex HAH! -
2018-11-11 at 11:39 PM UTC
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2018-11-13 at 3:04 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-13 at 3:05 AM UTCDoug realizes these hoes ain't shit but i don't think he thinks about it too hard to where it hurts his soul
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2018-11-13 at 3:08 AM UTCIf I told someone to leave MY apartment and they SASSED ME and sat down on my couch to watch TV I'd break a frying pan over the back of their skull and throw em off my balcony. Papa likes his privacy. FUCK OFF.
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2018-11-13 at 6:58 AM UTC
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2018-11-13 at 7:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby funny story, i met some girl online that kept saying over and ovear (she hit me up first) that she would not fuck me but just wanted to come over and take a nap before she went to work, and I told her sure bring me a chicken mcmuffin.
I started falling asleep (this was like 8 in the morning and had been up all night) and she started bitching about how she wanted to have sex and I told her to leave.
A week later I asked to hang out and went to her place and again she was all over my dick, dick riding.. I went along with it and fucked her and she went to the shower afterwards and i thought id be funny and scare her like "psycho" style and she did scream and told me to leave because she's trying to wash the shame off her because she's cheating on her husband.
I told I'm not fucking leaving and watched tv on her couch until i was ready to go. what a bitch
I don't get it. What's so funny about it?
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2018-11-13 at 7:25 AM UTCWeird sex has apparently never gotten dome (head) from me. I'd suck his dick off so fast he wouldn't know which side of the Mississippi he even ever lived on.
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2018-11-13 at 10:32 AM UTCCongrats!
