Today I’m giving out free hugs to everyone.

1. 2018-11-12 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Feeling Down? Is it because it’s Monday? Having a bad day? Weather is frigid and you’re feeling annoyed? Need that body heat? Depressed? Don’t fear, D is here to make all your problems subside for a brief moment. Come take this hug, as a token of sincerity, from the sexy tiger who cares for about 2 minutes of your miserable life. There, there. Let it all out, if you want. Time is ticking. If you feel a poke, don’t feel startled. It’s just my penis. Yep. Just my penis.
   
   
2. 2018-11-12 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   sorry im not into gay guys that live in an airport hanger with stupid moustachios
3. 2018-11-12 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Being gay is no reason not to give, or receive a hug, bit it is homophobic for you to think so.
   
   
   OP, you had me from 'hello' until your 60th word. Ouch!
4. 2018-11-12 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Bill Krozby, your gonna take this hug and you’re going to enjoy it!
5. 2018-11-12 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cupocheer Being gay is no reason not to give, or receive a hug, bit it is homophobic for you to think so.
   
   
   OP, you had me from 'hello' until your 60th word. Ouch!

   
   Sorry honey bunches of oats. You just smelled so good! I couldn’t resist.😉
6. 2018-11-12 at 4:45 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Dang it! I knew it was the new Essence.
   
   Think I'll switch to Gruel of Homer.
7. 2018-11-12 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   You can’t switch if I’m still holding you, now can you? You’d probably wouldn’t want me to either.😘
   
   And a sniff-a-poke away I go!😋🤤
8. 2018-11-12 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You spelt 'blowjobs' wrong
9. 2018-11-12 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer Being gay is no reason not to give, or receive a hug, bit it is homophobic for you to think so.
   
   
   OP, you had me from 'hello' until your 60th word. Ouch!

   
   Nothing wrong with homophobia...stop being hateful and afraid of homophobics.
10. 2018-11-12 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    To all the homo comments, here’s what she did instead of giving me a 2 minute hug-
    
    
    
11. 2018-11-12 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    no, thats my private area.
    
    no touchy touchy.
12. 2018-11-12 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    When is free blowjob day Dazza? No homo.
13. 2018-11-12 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    ShizNitty Houston
    Thanks for the hug dar, but I aint gay nor a sissy. so I politely pass brother
14. 2018-11-12 at 7:05 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's not gonna be one of those funny hugs is it?
15. 2018-11-12 at 7:12 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Try giving out free hugs at your local daycare during recess. Childhood trauma is an epidemic and they really need it.
16. 2018-11-12 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Cotdamn y’all need a hug. Yikes.
17. 2018-11-12 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    One time this girl at work hugged me and I got a boner.
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18. 2018-11-13 at 7:46 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost One time this girl at work hugged me and I got a boner.

    
    one time this guy at work hugger me and i also got a bonner.
19. 2018-11-13 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one time this guy at work hugger me and i also got a bonner.

    
    Tell us more about your experiences working in daycare
20. 2018-11-13 at 8:40 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Let me know when its free massage day 😜
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