2018-11-12 at 9:31 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I only ever think about life in real actual linear terms when a constant female presence is inserted in my life. Without that SWIM would be doing armed robberies and having religious experiences with random television sets. Nothing is manageable without a female presence constant. I imagine this is a fairly common thing for men (probably more so than lately with these new faggots) but I wasn't sure how to Google it. I'm sure there is lots written on it so if someone could tell me a better way to articulate it that would be appreciated
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2018-11-12 at 9:33 PM UTC
We get it, you're a momma's boy.
2018-11-12 at 9:34 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Me, to a T.
You're not alone my brother.
The yardstick I use to measure my life's accomplishments is basically the sum total of all the women I've slept with, especially if they slept with me more than once, or in some other way expressed something more than mere liquor-induced lust.
2018-11-12 at 9:58 PM UTC
I don't get along with males. All the females on this forum love me and send me sweet pm's and chat about their day with me.
I think it was because I spent a lot of my youth surrounded by women.
2018-11-12 at 10:05 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
[nutflexing]I've slept with quite a few women (somewhere in the dozens range), but I'm still the loneliest motherfucker on the planet.[/nutflexing]
All I want is a girlfriend that I can lay with (not even sexually, at least not all the damn time).
It's hard when you're not quite neurotypical, as they say.
And yet, because you've been with so many women, the 'incel' types want nothing to do with you, so you find yourself with nowhere to fit in.
It sux.
:(
2018-11-12 at 10:15 PM UTC
Chasing hookers is more fun than dating but not a good way to find a girlfriend (but a great way to find a drug hookup)
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2018-11-13 at 2:04 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
this fred freuded the fuck out of me
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2018-11-13 at 2:38 AM UTC
TRYNA HIDE FROM THE CAMRA..
2018-11-13 at 2:41 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Everybody's gotta learn sometime.