When you were a kid

1. 2018-11-12 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra when I was a kid sophie molested me
   
   #metoo

   
   When you were a kid i was a kid too, and you wouldn't be the only one. Playing doctor is just a thinly veiled excuse for SEX THINGS CHILDREN DO.
2. 2018-11-12 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie I am just imagining the chewed up food as a cool slimy substance on top of a cracker. And i nearly want to hurl.

   
   It's not really SLIMY persay, and it's generally warm, because it just came out of your warm mouth. :)
3. 2018-11-12 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   There were no kids back when I was a kid...we were born with full beards and ready to work.
4. 2018-11-12 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein This would be a great thread to talk about all the things we did as a kid
   
   I used to have a prank call obsession growing up.. I always was making prank calls
   Was making them at home, relatives houses, pay phones
   It was pretty bad lol
   
   And my cousins and I used to jump from roof to roof of apartment buildings on the north side because the building were so close together but talk about young and dumb risking that but we were kids and we just thought it was the cats meow

   
   
   The doors of my childhood were bullet/shrapnel resistant. Thick metal doors with fancy keys, and you needed a key to lock the door from either side. Every now and then I wouldn't be able to find the key while home, and therefore couldn't open the door. The only choice to go outside was to climb out of the living room sliding door window. All the windows had bars, and the living room one had a large bar window that you could open and then climb downstairs on.
   
   We used to call up the cops from payphones and tell em to go fuck themselves.
   
   Instead of knocking on doors and running away, we turned off people circuit breakers. The fuse boxes were in the hallways in the older buildings.
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5. 2018-11-12 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian The doors of my childhood were bullet/shrapnel resistant. Thick metal doors with fancy keys, and you needed a key to lock the door from either side. Every now and then I wouldn't be able to find the key while home, and therefore couldn't open the door. The only choice to go outside was to climb out of the living room sliding door window. All the windows had bars, and the living room one had a large bar window that you could open and then climb downstairs on.
   
   We used to call up the cops from payphones and tell em to go fuck themselves.
   
   Instead of knocking on doors and running away, we turned off people circuit breakers. The fuse boxes were in the hallways in the older buildings.

   
   Luxury...We had to do all that barefoot and blindfolded.
6. 2018-11-12 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I never spit it out to use it as dip I just added the next cracker to the previous cracker before It got swallowed
7. 2018-11-12 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #27
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by mmQ did you ever eat crackers or chips and chew them then spit the chewed part on the next cracker as a dip?
   
   I really liked it with Graham crackers. I wonder why I ever stopped!

   
   I was never a kid but I was raised to have manners. (rolling eyes)
8. 2018-11-13 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #28
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian The doors of my childhood were bullet/shrapnel resistant. Thick metal doors with fancy keys, and you needed a key to lock the door from either side. Every now and then I wouldn't be able to find the key while home, and therefore couldn't open the door. The only choice to go outside was to climb out of the living room sliding door window. All the windows had bars, and the living room one had a large bar window that you could open and then climb downstairs on.
   
   We used to call up the cops from payphones and tell em to go fuck themselves.
   
   Instead of knocking on doors and running away, we turned off people circuit breakers. The fuse boxes were in the hallways in the older buildings.

   
   
   And now you’re a successful assassin ❤️
   
   😋
   
   At least in my mind you are