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2016-09-29 at 5:07 AM UTCA little experiment you can do is to set 5-10 of their favorite foodz pieces in a row or a circle or whatever pleases you, and see what pattern they choose to eat them. I put out 5 chikins for my Chootie and she ate them 3-4-1-2-5. What does it mean?!?!
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2016-09-29 at 5:24 AM UTCI have limited resources so I ate my pet.
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2016-09-29 at 5:51 AM UTC^That's a fun variation. Lay pets out and see which order you choose to eat them/kiss them on the mouth.
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2016-09-29 at 7:56 AM UTCwoah dood gonna try this. my cats are a fat retard and little fuck. So this should be interesting.
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2016-09-29 at 1:39 PM UTCUsing numerology to count the mice my cat sent to heaven produces more digits than 22 divided by 7.
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2016-09-29 at 4:08 PM UTCMan I love laying out treats for my pets. My aunt had a dog who I guess tries to watch her calories, and would hide treats in random places after she had her fill.
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2016-09-29 at 10:01 PM UTCi pounched a moth out of the air and thn when it was upside down stuck flapping like a noob i set my cat on it adn it got fuccin rushed and swallowed whole
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2016-09-30 at 3:42 AM UTCAnyone try this yet? I want to hear some pattern reports.
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2016-09-30 at 12:05 PM UTCMy cats are picky I gotta go out and buy cat treats. I want to give meth laced sugar to ants and see what happens
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2016-09-30 at 3:22 PM UTC
My cats are picky I gotta go out and buy cat treats. I want to give meth laced sugar to ants and see what happens
Ants don't use the hormone adrenaline. They use dopamine for everything instead, so i think you will just give them a heart attack. Do ants have a heart? -
2016-09-30 at 9:53 PM UTC
They use dopamine for everything instead
So, cocaine? -
2016-10-03 at 4:10 PM UTCi dont think they care it just has to do with how you placed the treats. animals are masters of the laws of physics
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2016-10-04 at 2:53 AM UTC
i dont think they care it just has to do with how you placed the treats. animals are masters of the laws of physics
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Well if someone would fucking DO THIS other than me we could get some insight. Also if you just put them in a different room while you set the treetz down they wouldn't know in what order you placed them. -
2016-10-05 at 3:31 PM UTCblumping until someone reports something. I don't care if it's a fucking LIE. Chootie and I NEED a 5 treat report for comparison and analysis. WE NEED TO KNOW.
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2016-10-06 at 1:28 AM UTCI'm low on funds but when I have some I will film my cat and upload results.
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2016-10-06 at 9 PM UTCim going to feed my dog a indica fudge i tried to give her a little piece before and she lovved that sht
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2016-10-06 at 10:19 PM UTCTLN Institute Research Study 1.1
Cat Treat Report Kamella:
Subject 1 (also referred to as Kamella) is a six year old, obese female presumed tabby. Treats were laid out in a somewhat circular pattern as shown in fig. 1.
Fig. 1.
Kamella had to be restrained from eating the treats before the circular shape could be constructed. Once the subject was released the treats were eaten in a pattern congruent to fig. 2. Upon completion the subject looked longingly at my bag of treats. The subject was told "Fuck off fatty, you had your fill". The subject was unfazed.
Fig. 2.
TLN Institute Research Study 1.2
Cat Treat Report Fernando:
Subject 2 (also refered to as Fernando) is a three year old, fit male of [Racial Demographic Withheld]. Treats were laid out in the same pattern as before (see fig. 1). Fernando walks over to where the treats are and sits on three of the five treats in the circular pattern. It appears the subject does not notice the treats before him but can smell them. The Caretaker uses a finger and guides the subjects attention to the threats before him. The treats were eaten as they were discovered over a three minuet period. It is important to advise those reading this paper that the cat sat on the three treats with treat 5 on his butthole, treat 3 under his left paw and treat 4 under his right. The subject seemed surprised to see that the treats were under him this whole time. During this entire episode Subject 1 (Kamella) had to be restrained from the area of the experiment.
Fig. 3.
This concludes TLN Institutes report on the phenomena of cats eating treats arranged in a circular shape. No discernible or or interesting conclusion was reached other than the female subject was very aggressive in eating and the male subject may be retarded. It is unclear at this time if the TLN Institute has interest in studying further the eating of treats in various shapes by the feline species as the professionals at the TLN Institute much prefer to study the action of cats eating treats off the bodies of the professionals conducting the studies.
Thank you for taking the time to read this paper. The TLN Institute is for profit research institution with deep interest in astrophysics, animal behavior, human pharmopsycology, judeokikery, chemical engineering, cyber, and, memetic engineering. If you wish to collaborate on further projects contact the TLN Institute at http://niggasin.space/forum/specialty-forums/stempremacy/143538-tln-institute -
2016-10-06 at 11:20 PM UTCis .1 pyre wed dose enuf for jakc russel x alsation x dalmation
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