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  1. #1
    esbity African Astronaut
    Have you ever thought that you were doing something wrong for a long time and then realized that you were doing it right?
  2. #2
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    yeah ur mom
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    esbity African Astronaut
    /thread
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually, in all seriousness, despite the "yo momma joke" that really does deliver.

    I have always thought that I was doing life wrong.

    That is, until I realized that there is no definitive way to go about doing life. I was waiting for guidance when all I needed was reassurance that it's all an experimental game meant to be taken lightly and one-day-at-a-time, so-to-speak.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I-fucking-love-hyphens
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  6. #6
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Actually, in all seriousness, despite the "yo momma joke" that really does deliver.

    I have always thought that I was doing life wrong.

    That is, until I realized that there is no definitive way to go about doing life. I was waiting for guidance when all I needed was reassurance that it's all an experimental game meant to be taken lightly and one-day-at-a-time, so-to-speak.

    Yeah. I thought I was doing it wrong by all of my deviantcy but now I realize that I am actually living better than a lot of people.

    Who would have know.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by esbity Yeah. I thought I was doing it wrong by all of my deviantcy but now I realize that I am actually living better than a lot of people.

    Who would have know.

    What kind of deviancy?

    I guess you're either:
    1. Too ashamed to answer (which is a good sign, because it means you have a conscience, and can thus be saved).
    2. Going to boast about your deviant acts (which isn't so good, because it implies you have no, or at least, very little conscience).
    3. Going to lie and make a bunch of shit up (which means either #1, #2, or, alternately, you just seek attention).
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or:
    4. You'd just rather keep your history to yourself. Understandable, I suppose, but then why go bringing your alleged prior acts of deviancy up in the first place?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    I think he means he was doing drugs and he realized not everyone that does drugs is a drug addict scumbag weasel like the DH people would have you believe
  10. #10
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Esbity is no dh bitch.
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I think he means he was doing drugs and he realized not everyone that does drugs is a drug addict scumbag weasel like the DH people would have you believe

    Lol.

    Do people really think that doing drugs is sufficient to qualify for badasshood?

    Damn, that is some unnecessarily paranoid moral guilt right there.

    I believe they call that Catholic guilt.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol.

    Do people really think that doing drugs is sufficient to qualify for badasshood?

    Damn, that is some unnecessarily paranoid moral guilt right there.

    I believe they call that Catholic guilt.

    I was raised Catholic and I never had this guilt. No excuses.
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    Yeah for years I thought I was rubbing my pumpkin the wrong way but then I saw this 2hr youtube video demonstrating that I had been doing it right all along

  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I was raised Catholic and I never had this guilt. No excuses.

    I'm just sayin'... I heard it's a thing.

    I might even have some of that Catholic guilt and I aint' even Catholic.

    I was raised protestant or some such shit, but they indoctrinate you from birth with the fear of hellfire and damnation if you so much as touch your wiener at night, let alone get high on illegal drugs.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Maybe it was my Church. They were pretty lax, as hispanic churches are. Didn't learn too much about hellfire and damnnation honestly.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Maybe it was my Church. They were pretty lax, as hispanic churches are. Didn't learn too much about hellfire and damnnation honestly.

    It was straight par for the course for me.

    I feel bad for my sister because she's a lesbian (engaged now even, ain't that about a bitch?).

    The guilt probably hits her too.

    Or maybe I'm just naturally inclined towards feelings of guilt and self-loathing.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    All my guilt and self loathing is generally geared towards bettering myself, and I've never considered being religious to be a part of that. God was just kind of... there. Not like "God was there for me" I just mean that it was more about the togetherness/tradition/family/friends than the God side of it.

    Then when I was like 12 I was depressed as shit so I put these home depot wire cuffs onto my wrists to make God listen, because he wasn't answering any of my prayers. I studied the bible and prayed throughout the day trying to get his attention. Nothing.

    "Oh God doesn't work that way! He works in MYSTERIOUS ways."

    Yeah? Well maybe God should work in some less mysterious ways and make it a little bit fucking easier for the only people he's tryin to let in his club.
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  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    God does not interfere in the affairs of mortals.
  19. #19
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost God does not interfere in the affairs of mortals.

    pls read bible k thnx
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    I mean except for that time he flooded the earth but I mean in the modern world of today he does not fuck with reality.

    He just wants us to be happy and serve him in his kingdom.
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