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  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    free trade open markets and limited government

    anyone else, including libertarians (who the same applies to except they only masturbate while sucking cock among a group of select friends they feel won't judge them) is part of the problem.

    For women this literally means you cover yourself in a full burqa 3 weeks of the month but when you're on your period you're completely naked

    prove me wrong
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Sudo free trade open markets and limited government

    anyone else, including libertarians (who the same applies to except they only masturbate while sucking cock among a group of select friends they feel won't judge them) is part of the problem.

    For women this literally means you cover yourself in a full burqa 3 weeks of the month but when you're on your period you're completely naked

    prove me wrong

    I'll bite.

    5 natural deliveries

    double-cancer survival
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Fuck are you on about?



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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sometimes I like being naked, other times I don't. I'm not sure if it complies w a mensual cycle cuz I have an IUD & haven't
    had one in years.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Sudo free trade open markets and limited government

    yea, let the capitalists gang up and become capital feudal lords.

    *pulls out penis*

    *masterbates*
  6. #6
    Could be worse, could be sucking Hillary's cock while being shafted by Nancy Pelosi and then having to give the money you earned from that to some illegal immigrants...as well as you job, house and land.
  7. #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, let the capitalists gang up and become capital feudal lords.

    *pulls out penis*

    *masterbates*

    wow aren't you Chinese? God fucked your entire race before your oh great Winnie the poofter leader cucked your dongbux. You literally have no idea what free will is.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Could be worse, could be sucking Hillary's cock while being shafted by Nancy Pelosi and then having to give the money you earned from that to some illegal immigrants…as well as you job, house and land.

    oh some dumb faggot fox news bullshit regurgitated on Breitbart.

    If you need your government to protect you from illegal immigrants you are nothing close to anything resembling a man. You literally suck the smallest most pathetic cocoa ever too because big ones make you feel uncomfortable and insecure. Somehow this is actually worse
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    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    If I ever agreed with OP I'd have to re-evaluate my life.
  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service If I ever agreed with OP I'd have to re-evaluate my life.

    That's ok I don't need any cocksucking exhibitionists in my corner
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo free trade open markets and limited government

    anyone else, including libertarians (who the same applies to except they only masturbate while sucking cock among a group of select friends they feel won't judge them) is part of the problem.

    For women this literally means you cover yourself in a full burqa 3 weeks of the month but when you're on your period you're completely naked

    prove me wrong

    I'm fairly apolitical, but this does come pretty damn close to describing my political leanings.
  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Daily reminder that no state with laws has truly free trade. Daily reminder that "free trade" means pirate level violence in tandem with commerce.
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    Originally posted by Sudo wow aren't you Chinese? God fucked your entire race before your oh great Winnie the poofter leader cucked your dongbux. You literally have no idea what free will is.

    im smart enough to realize that freewill is an illusion and at least our race has enough freewill to let their kids penis to grow up un-mutilated.

    my penis is small but it is wholesome.
  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lanny Daily reminder that no state with laws has truly free trade. Daily reminder that "free trade" means pirate level violence in tandem with commerce.

    free trade is just without unrealistic barriers of entry and protectionist policies.

    "pirate level violence in tandem with commerce?" oy vey dat Bernie sure has done a number on the goyim, they're starting to believe there needs to be gatekeepers and rent seeking behaviours to protect them from themselves. We're going to be printing money Mordecai!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Sometimes I like being naked, other times I don't. I'm not sure if it complies w a mensual cycle cuz I have an IUD & haven't
    had one in years.

    I just learned about this procedure yesterday where they fucking burn your insides and make it so you don't have periods anymore.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. No it's not. But my post in this thread is hilarious, per my usual. 😋
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What?
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sudo free trade is just without unrealistic barriers of entry and protectionist policies.

    "pirate level violence in tandem with commerce?" oy vey dat Bernie sure has done a number on the goyim, they're starting to believe there needs to be gatekeepers and rent seeking behaviours to protect them from themselves. We're going to be printing money Mordecai!

    "unrealistic" here is a sneaky way of saying "not free to the extent I'm willing to tolerate".

    There's trade that's regulated and there's trade that isn't. Almost everyone wants the regulated kind. There's a wide range of opinions on what sorts of regulation is acceptable and that's fine. You can want to regulate the trade of uranium but not support protectionist policies. That's a pretty reasonable position to take. Just don't pretend to be "free trade" like there's some categorical issue with commerce regulation when you support certain kinds of regulation yourself.

    It's like me saying "I'm anti-taxation" because I don't think we should have to pay liquor taxes, when I think the tax rate should be increased to support wider public services.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What?

    What about what?
    IUD is just a lil rubber T shaped device they insert. They don't burn out ur insides. 😂

    & My post was kinda weird, different from the rest of the thread. Kinda out of nowhere.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I fucked a girl with an IUD once and I could feel it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What about what?
    IUD is just a lil rubber T shaped device they insert. They don't burn out ur insides. 😂

    & My post was kinda weird, different from the rest of the thread. Kinda out of nowhere.

    I said I learned about a procedure where they DO burn your insides.
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