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I'm gonna die of smoke inhalation

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    fuuuuck, fires somewhere, whole city is covered in smoke. I felt light headed from like a 10 minute walk through this shit. This sucks dick.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It's a good thing you've got all those asian immigrants with their face masks. Maybe you can borrow one.
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah really, walking around outside I see all these asians with the facemaks while whitey is coughing or putting their shirts over their faces. Damn, we didn't adapt for this kind of shit, China doesn't need a military, couple more years of industrial air pollution and all the European populations are just going to be wiped out from the shitty air quality.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Yeah but we'll probably be dead before it gets too bad so it's fine

    what we need now are more coal jobs and less california

    keep on burning, fires!
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    Oy vey all this smoke it's like anudda shoah.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Seriously, it's a real health hazard over there. Don't breathe the air at all or your lungs could become permanently damaged.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I do enough shit to damage my lungs I figure it's just a drop in the bucket.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny I do enough shit to damage my lungs I figure it's just a drop in the bucket.

    This is much worse. Seriously, don't expose yourself to that shit unless you absolutely have to. It's more than just burnt wood in that smoke.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This is much worse. Seriously, don't expose yourself to that shit unless you absolutely have to. It's more than just burnt wood in that smoke.

    I can't tell if you're talking about carcinogens or if I'm about to hear something from ancient aliens.
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    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Lammy I recommend you cease breathing until the smoke clears.
  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This is much worse. Seriously, don't expose yourself to that shit unless you absolutely have to. It's more than just burnt wood in that smoke.

    I eat asbestos for breakfast. I'm so hard nothing can kill me.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny I eat asbestos for breakfast. I'm so hard nothing can kill me.

    That's just the alcohol killing it off. You're defenseless without it, and times are harsh. Play on the safe side and take a drink when you read this. Your safety is of the upmost importance.
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  13. #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    That's some quality advice. It's true alcohol is a well known cureall which strengthens the constitution. I think I'll make myself a negroni now. Thanks bud!
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    is that like mac n cheese for niggers?
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    Originally posted by GGG It's a good thing you've got all those asian immigrants with their face masks. Maybe you can borrow one.

    So I walk into a place being remodeled. Its some Asian minorities from Russia doing the bulk of the work. The place is dirty and dusty, so everyone wears respirators.

    I grab a respirator off the table, put it on, and get to doing stuff. The respirator smells like a hamster cage, i.e. Asians of the Russian far east. I think nothing of it until some Buryat looking mofuggah runs up to me, asking if I took his respirator. So I ask him if theres a difference. He says "of course! Personal hygiene!". Ok whatever dude take it, I'll take a different one.

    Later on I was fucking the floors in the bathroom, making sure to knock pieces of piss soaked woodchips into the indians rented part of the duplex downstairs. Then the Buryat with the personal hygiene concerns walks in and asks to help put the toilet back so he can take a shit.

    As I'm outside drinking water and whatnot, he comes out after shitting. There are no faucets to wash hands in. He takes a mouthfull of water from the hose, then proceeds to squirt the water from his mouth onto his hands to "wash" them. Where is your hygiene now mofuggah?

    tldr: dont take face masks from Asians. They are dirty cockroaches.
  16. #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Lanny I eat asbestos for breakfast. I'm so hard nothing can kill me.

    LOL You gona wrestle a bear next.
  17. #17
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by AngryOnion LOL You gona wrestle a bear next.

    Yup, and summon a red eyed demon all before dinner.
  18. #18
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Lanny whats the temp were you are right now?
    I'm on the East coast with a friggiggin rain storm and temp that will get down to 27 tonight.
    So icy roads and stairs in the morning.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Mid 60s, lows in the 50s. I wish it got colder here.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Can’t you work remotely?
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